BEAT: Some dude kicked my ass last night

[JohnnyWadd]

So I go to this party to pick up my sister and right as I walk in the door this guy comes down and pushes me then slams me in the jaw with his fist.

I didn't even know how to react. So I think I grabbed his shirt, which ripped (semi-brag) Then I basically went into the fetal position.

He was about to kick me when one of his friends pulled him away.

BEAT: Some dude I don't know kicked my ass and called me Joe, and that's not my name.

BRAG: I ripped his shirt, and his hand has to be hurting right now.

VARIENCE: His shirt looked like something a Gay Cowboy would wear.

[ghostface]

So you were [censored] your sister?

[blutarski]

Why are people turning into such wimps? Why start a gimmick account for this? What're you afraid of, Tom showing up at your door and punching you, forcing to rip his gay cowboy shirt?

[JohnnyWadd]

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So you were [censored] your sister?

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Did I make that too obvious?

[popeye18]

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He was about to kick me when one of his boys pulled him away.


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[Elmer]

Is this you after?

[doubLe a tom]

pwned.

[UMPIRE]

ahhh skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

[tisthefire]

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He was about to kick me when one of his boys pulled him away.


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[/ QUOTE ]i lol'd

[doubLe a tom]

lololol what is wrong with saying that?