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Old 09-26-2007, 06:14 PM
ImsaKidd ImsaKidd is offline
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Default Re: What does Swong mean?

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Definition: A swong is a poker graph that resembles the silouettte of penis and a pair of balls signifying two periods of minor swings and one major swing in the middle.

"Damn that's a big swong you've got there"

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wtf no this is gay not swong
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:16 PM
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Default Re: What does Swong mean?

Swong --> swan + song

Swan song is a reference to an ancient belief that the Mute Swan (Cygnus olor) is completely mute during its lifespan, but may sing one heartbreakingly beautiful song just before it dies.
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:16 PM
icanseeyourcards icanseeyourcards is offline
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Default Re: What does Swong mean?

swong must be found in urbandictionary to avoid threads like this!

go bbv edit this [censored] dicktionary
i found

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swong



v. to go crazy, to go berko

n. 16 year old girl who is a highly trained assassin

v. "ill go all swong on you!"

n. "what the heck? swong? you rated wade 10/10 on hot or not?"




2. swong


large penis
a extreamly large penis that dangles between the boys ankles

Jake : Woah my swong is HUGE
adam : Mine is bigger mate - it drags off the floor!

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Old 09-26-2007, 06:19 PM
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:19 PM
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Default Re: What does Swong mean?

I'm pretty sure it started as a conjunction of "So Wrong ----> Swong". Lately it has picked up specific definition though. It's when you are getting it on with a virgin, and she refuses screw, blow, handjob or tit bang you, to the point you get blue balls. Ultimately it gets resolved that she will let you strap a belt around her chest, pinning one arm in, then you screw her arm pit with the aid of KY jelly.

So when used in a sentence you would describe your date with Lisa last night, to which your friend would reply "Dude, that's Swong".
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:22 PM
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Default Re: What does Swong mean?

As i recall good, it was used for the first time in the lilholdem topic about the 10K hu mtt with negreanu etc..
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:24 PM
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Default Re: What does Swong mean?

lol at this thread
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:27 PM
ImsaKidd ImsaKidd is offline
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Default Re: What does Swong mean?

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As i recall good, it was used for the first time in the lilholdem topic about the 10K hu mtt with negreanu etc..

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Swongs are one thing, but they are not this thing.
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:28 PM
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Default Re: What does Swong mean?

I hate to be the person to break the level, but the term "swongs are one thing" came from a lilholdem AIM chat when he was complaining about running bad, whoever he was talking to told him that they were just swings, and lilholdem replied with the gem "swongs r one thing."

There you have it folks.
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:31 PM
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Default Re: What does Swong mean?

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large penis
a extreamly large penis that dangles between the boys ankles

Jake : Woah my swong is HUGE
adam : Mine is bigger mate - it drags off the floor!

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