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Old 08-23-2007, 07:51 AM
SNOWBALL SNOWBALL is offline
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Default I has a strategy

there are these microscopic monsters trying to eat my whole body piece by piece. Recently I discovered some other monsters (these ones fly) that like to eat smaller monsters. Should I let them eat the smaller monsters, or will my plan spiral out of control, until there is an infinitely large monster that eats everyone on the planet?
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Old 08-23-2007, 08:03 AM
Klompy Klompy is offline
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Default Re: I has a strategy

There's easier ways to get rid of crabs.
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Old 08-23-2007, 11:59 AM
LionelHutz00 LionelHutz00 is offline
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strange. i just spared a house centipede so that it will eat the spiders that try to bite my scrotum at night.
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Old 08-23-2007, 12:02 PM
holland3r holland3r is offline
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Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
Skinner: No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.

Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
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Old 08-23-2007, 12:04 PM
Limesparks Limesparks is offline
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ugh those house centipedes are so vile i sprayed one on the ceiling with raid once and all its legs fell off in my hair
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Old 08-23-2007, 01:50 PM
Franchise 60 Franchise 60 is offline
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Default Re: I has a strategy

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ugh those house centipedes are so vile i sprayed one on the ceiling with raid once and all its legs fell off in my hair

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lol you have centipede hair
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