worst cooler ever

[bigt2k4]

No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $25000/$50000
2 players
SB:$1,247,235,987.63
BB:$980,565,210.37
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Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $150,000</font>, Hero calls.
<font color="blue"> I deicided to just slow play considering we were so deep for disguising my hand </font>

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 10[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($300,000, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">SB bets $850,000</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $3,000,000</font>, SB calls.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($6,300,000 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">
<font color="blue">Miracle card for me, I just hope he has a boat.
</font></font> Hero bets $6,000,000, SB calls.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($18,300,000 2 players)
Hero bets $15,000,000( I tried to make it look like a blocking bet <font color="red">SB raise all in $1,238,085,987.63 </font> , <font color="blue">Jack F'king pot Hero Calls $956,415,210.37
</font>
Results:
Final pot: $1,961,131,975.16
Rake $0.10
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed Qh Qd</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Ad Kd</font>

SB wins $1,961,131,975.16 with five of a kind Queens Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

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[Nonfiction]

standard

[ocdscale]

Fix river pot size.

[Teh1337zor]

MUCKEMSAYUHHHHHHHHHHHH
Crypto is rigged anyway

[FoldEqu1ty]

ummmmmmmm, happy birthday

[bigt2k4]

f'n pentaqueens

[timex]

Here should have only had to call 956,415,210.37 on the river, I'm calling fake hand history, if not this is a sick cooler.

[ledders07]

were u playing against the mafia or summin?

[killsadie]

lollllllllll

[bigt2k4]

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were u playing against the mafia or summin?

[/ QUOTE ]
Was playing against the German government