jokes you've made IRL that flopped

[ScottySo]

just made one in my IM football game about 30 minutes ago. I catch a short pass and run for a few yards, the guy that pulls my flags gets a handful of my shorts too and yanks them a bit down (not far enough to see anything). after the play he walks by me and this ensues:

him - "sorry man I didn't mean to do that, but sometimes in this game you just acciddentally get a handful of a guys pants"
me - "no worries, why do you think I'm out here?


*silence*