this just made me throw a $50 chip against my wall so hard it smashed.

[axioma]

life tilt begins now...



Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $1279.07
CO: $527.08
Button: $849.91
SB: $788.60
BB: $542.57

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $24</font>, CO folds, Button calls, 2 folds.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($57, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $45</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to $115</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($287, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets $160</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $400</font>, Button calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($1087, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $310</font>, Button calls.

Results:
Final pot: $1707

Results in white below:

<font color="white"> expert has 63 of spades for the runner runner flush. </font>

should i clean the vommit off my keyboard before or after slitting my wrists?

[Gildwulf]

push turn if you are gonna craise

[axioma]

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play it exactly how you did as it was perfect

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FYP.

[PokerFox]

maybe:

a) you sholdn't be playing at this limit, because this upsets you this much (underrolled)

b) you shouldn't be playing poker at all, it's not for the easily irritable. You WANT HIM TO MAKE THESE CALLS.

[axioma]

you are funny.

[waxie]

[ QUOTE ]
maybe:

a) you sholdn't be playing at this limit, because this upsets you this much (underrolled)

b) you shouldn't be playing poker at all, it's not for the easily irritable. You WANT HIM TO MAKE THESE CALLS.

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This type of post does not belong in BBV.

to the OP: OMFG!!! WHAT A F*CKING DONKEY!!! I HOPE YOU BUDDYLISTED HIS ASS!!!#!#!##3!!!

[StupidAcesSigh]

Lets see...

Expert flop semi bluff by villian.
Turn donkish hero leaves him huge odds for his combo draw.
River : paid off like a champ.

Seems pretty good by villian actually.

[keikiwai]

Work on your hole card selection

JJ would work better here than QQ

[MatthewRyan]

POKER FOX- BEST AVATAR ON 2P2, NICE WORK

[waxie]

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POKER FOX- BEST AVATAR ON 2P2, NICE WORK

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Yeah, where did that come from? It's hoooottt.