lol jehovah's witnesses

[BowToYourSensei]

so this doesn't get moved to bbv4l, please to be viewing this brag of a poker hand:



POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot

i'll never forget you, gambler



moving on:

at the end of my street there's a mormon church so we get jehovah's witnesses coming by from time to time. they annoy the [censored] outta me, so when they came by today i thought i'd take care of them good. when i saw they were at the door i went into the shower, opened up the shower window and yelled for them to come here and talk to me while i was in the shower (shower is downstairs and faces the front yard...strange, i know)

anyway, the gullible idiots decide to do so, and are on my lawn. (there's 5 of them, including 2 kids, all in suits)

i, of course, have the shower running and while they think i'm in there, i go to the backyard and turn on the sprinklers full blast. i hear them yelling, i go back to the window to see them drenched and pissed as they leave to the next house.

gg polygymists.

worst thing you've ever done to a mormon converter? gogogogogo!

[Heavens_Myst]

haha

[Biosludge]

umm jehovah's witnesses are not the same as mormons

[BowToYourSensei]

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umm jehovah's witnesses are not the same as mormons

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i don't care enough about either to bother to distinguish them properly

[apefish]

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umm jehovah's witnesses are not the same as mormons

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I am pretty sure they are. They also go by the name seventh day adventists.

[Biosludge]

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umm jehovah's witnesses are not the same as mormons

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I am pretty sure they are. They also go by the name seventh day adventists.

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Not that anybody cares, but from Wikipedia:

"Despite some misconceptions over similar nicknames and stereotypes, Mormons are not in any way associated with the Quakers (members of the Religious Society of Friends), Mennonites, Amish, or Jehovah's Witnesses"

The only first hand experience I have with JW's (cool acronym) is the girl that lived down the street from me never had birthday parties because her family were JW's.

[JustASpectator]

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umm jehovah's witnesses are not the same as mormons

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I am pretty sure they are. They also go by the name seventh day adventists.

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Mormon's, Jehovah's Witnesses, and Seventh Day Adventist's, are three different religions. They may share some similarities, but they are three distinct religions.

[Grey]

Man there's no way all your stories are true.

[BowToYourSensei]

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Man there's no way all your stories are true.

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there is one story i've ever told on 2+2 that was partly untrue. everything else is legit.

i have no soul.

[ImsaKidd]

very nice BTYS