101 best "Yo Mamma..." & "Chuck Norris..." Jokes

[GoldenIP]

I'm sure we've all heard a million of them and we can google them but I want the definitive ruling (i.e. from 2+2ers) on your favourite "Chuck Norris..." jokes and "Yo Momma..." jokes. I never ever get tired of them!

[Misfire]

Yo Mama's so fat, she died and even God couldn't lift her soul.

[Alobar]

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[4ObliVioN4]

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite holding just a joker, 2 of clubs, 7 of spades, a green Uno card, and a Monopoly ‘Get out of jail free’ card.

[Gomez22]

Yo Momma so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job......

[4ObliVioN4]

Chuck Norris FACTS

[DrewDevil]

Yo mama's so black, when she go to night school, they mark her absent.

[Don_Lapre]

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.

[guids]

Your mother is so fat, that when her friends talk to her they casually slip in conversation about the Atkins diet.


- i forgot where i heard that



your mother is so corpulent that when she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa, she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa.

[djoyce003]

you're momma's so fat her blood type is ragu