poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread for

[BowToYourSensei]

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[x] edd posts on internets on friday night
[x] btys posts in an edd post on a friday night

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friday is [censored] gay, every downie ran like jesus christ playing lotto in my last session

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hard to run when you're stuck to a cross, imo

[Supwithbates]

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[x] edd posts on internets on friday night
[x] btys posts in an edd post on a friday night

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friday is [censored] gay, every downie ran like jesus christ playing lotto in my last session

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hard to run when you're stuck to a cross, imo

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too soon imo

[tarheeljks]

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[x] edd posts on internets on friday night
[x] btys posts in an edd post on a friday night

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friday is [censored] gay, every downie ran like jesus christ playing lotto in my last session

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hard to run when you're stuck to a cross, imo

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too soon imo

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these two need more love

[Mrage]

How did you lose the last 2? You had a full house in the first, and then quads...

[Spechel EDD]

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $192.20
SB: $26.30

Pre-Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($2) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $4</font>, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($10) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $10</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $20</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $21.30 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $1.30

River: ($52.60) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $52.60 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Twos) and LOST (-$26.30 NET)
SB showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Nines full of Twos) and WON $52.10 (+$25.80 NET)

OH YEAH WHEN I GET AA CAN I LIKE NOT FLOP TOP SET LIKE THIS BECAUSE HONESTLY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET PAID


Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $155.20
SB: $127.50

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $5</font>, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($10) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $1</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6</font>, SB folds

Results: $12 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and WON $11.50 (+$5.50 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $82.60
SB: $56.40

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($2) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $2</font>, SB calls $2

Turn: ($6) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $6</font>, SB calls $6

River: ($18) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $13</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $47.40 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $34.40

Results: $112.80 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero mucked J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Threes) and LOST (-$56.40 NET)
SB showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and WON $112.30 (+$55.90 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $152.30
SB: $75.90

Pre-Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($2) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $2</font>, SB calls $2

Turn: ($6) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $6</font>, SB calls $6

River: ($18) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $13</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $26</font>, Hero calls $13

Results: $70 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero mucked 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and LOST (-$35 NET)
SB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON $69.50 (+$34.50 NET)

SAME [censored] DOWNIE IN EACH ONE

[ImsaKidd]

edd why u playing omaha

[FlyWf]

You probably lost in those last two because you were cheating. Two Kings of Clubs? You gotta make the scame less obvious.

[Spechel EDD]

what is normal variance in hu? i played 1429 hands, 3.85 hours today.

[thac]

Edd, not to put strat in BBV, but you should just shove the aces pre imo.

Tough luck, you should just ask him to move to higher stakes, there's like a 50/50 chance he's only in godmode at nl100, so if you move up to 3/6 he probably isn't in godmode anymore.

[Spechel EDD]

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Edd, not to put strat in BBV, but you should just shove the aces pre imo.

Tough luck, you should just ask him to move to higher stakes, there's like a 50/50 chance he's only in godmode at nl100, so if you move up to 3/6 he probably isn't in godmode anymore.

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yeah i was thinking of doing that but i guess i got stupid and wanted to trap him and let him hang himself. i wouldve liked to get him to play higher but im on a stake so i dont plan on doing anything to violate the terms of my agreement. i wish i could run better on this though [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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You gotta fold the river in hand 3 you beat nothing reasonable. Get a deck change after hand 4.

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yeah i honestly was considering it and thought the same thing. on the other hand this guy was completely comatose braindead that i thought i may have been good enough. history played a major part in the call.