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Old 01-28-2007, 02:38 AM
MannyIsGod MannyIsGod is offline
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I'm going to put my winnings down as gambling winnings. It isn't illegal for me to play poker. I'll get in trouble for all of that right around the time we land on the sun, never.
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Old 01-28-2007, 03:04 AM
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Nice felony.
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Old 01-28-2007, 03:29 AM
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are you a full time pro and have no other income?
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Old 01-28-2007, 01:12 PM
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Everyone also seemed to compare PartyPoker banning US players as likely as landing on the sun. But it happened. And ithappened before the regulation even took full effect.

The ignorance of people on this board will be their downfall.

The IRS audit rate for people filing significant amounts of gambling income is significantly higher than the average individual. In addition, listing assets in a foreign bank account is an enormous red flag. How you plan on repeatedly cashing in/out without assets in a foreign bank account is beyond me. And when you get audited, how are you going to explain significant amounts of gambling income without any receipts from brick and mortar casinos.
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Old 01-28-2007, 01:17 PM
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Nice felony.

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Nice trolling. I know for a fact it isn't illegal to play online poker.

LOL at the thought of B&M receipts.
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Old 01-28-2007, 02:07 PM
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Everyone also seemed to compare PartyPoker banning US players as likely as landing on the sun. But it happened. And ithappened before the regulation even took full effect.

The ignorance of people on this board will be their downfall.

The IRS audit rate for people filing significant amounts of gambling income is significantly higher than the average individual. In addition, listing assets in a foreign bank account is an enormous red flag. How you plan on repeatedly cashing in/out without assets in a foreign bank account is beyond me. And when you get audited, how are you going to explain significant amounts of gambling income without any receipts from brick and mortar casinos.

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sooooo... if you put occupation: Drug Dealer on your tax form, the IRS is not going to notify the DOJ... but if you were arrested for Drug Dealing and you did not report the income (and they subpenea'd your tax returns), you would be additionally charged with tax evasion.

Also, no one is getting arrested for PLAYING Poker...
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Old 02-04-2007, 12:09 PM
Valhalla Valhalla is offline
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Your lovely government has freezed your money at Neteller so they can use it against Neteller as an evidence in a court. It may take years to get your money back and it's not because of Neteller. Thank uncle Sam.

This reminds me of: "The best way to change a bad law is to enforce it strictly." -- Abraham Lincoln
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Old 02-04-2007, 03:27 PM
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Your lovely government has freezed your money at Neteller so they can use it against Neteller as an evidence in a court. It may take years to get your money back and it's not because of Neteller. Thank uncle Sam.

This reminds me of: "The best way to change a bad law is to enforce it strictly." -- Abraham Lincoln

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I really think it's awesome that you're quoting Lincoln and using the word "freezed" in the same post.
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Old 02-05-2007, 05:52 AM
Valhalla Valhalla is offline
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Your lovely government has freezed your money at Neteller so they can use it against Neteller as an evidence in a court. It may take years to get your money back and it's not because of Neteller. Thank uncle Sam.

This reminds me of: "The best way to change a bad law is to enforce it strictly." -- Abraham Lincoln

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I really think it's awesome that you're quoting Lincoln and using the word "freezed" in the same post.

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Ok, 'frozen'. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Can't be awake all the time.
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Old 02-05-2007, 07:27 AM
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why does it take 8 weeks to get a check in the mail? that is kinda making me scared.
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