Dear Villains

[The Bryce]

I would like to communicate to the people who sit to play heads-up and sit up after five or ten minutes. Note that we are not discussing hit-and-run players, as they are more than welcome to martingale it up and I am, in fact, quite fond of their chips. What we are instead discussing the competitive or semi-competitive player who, after playing for a short time realize that he or she will not be able to win the match simply because he or she thinks it would be a nice idea to do so and sit up, often making a comment such as "brb" or "back in one sec" with no intention of returning.

I would just like to make it clear that, if you guys would just like to quit, I will neither be writing nasty letters to your mothers, nor will I tease you on the playground. I'm a busy guy, and frankly I would rather be doing other things than wait around five, ten, or fifteen minutes to continue the match. So please, the next time you'd like to quit, say so and I promise to keep it our little secret and not think any nasty thoughts about you which might damage your precarious ego.

[Equal]

Dude I was just busy man, I swear I sat right back down just as you were leaving.

[The Bryce]

You're the exception, Pete. I would totally write nasty letters to your mother [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Equal]

Heh.

[king_of_drafts]

Sincerely,

Bryce

[shaundeeb]

you must be running better too nice of a tone.

[blah_blah]

last time i played you hu I played for like half an hour (at 30/60) and didn't pull any brb [censored] ok. i had no idea that you were that good at the time, you completely owned my soul on one hand, and i'm never going to give you action again.