***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[Chargers In 07]

Just got home from shopping at Target with my wife and we found this...



It's an xmas ornament I guess, but I think it serves a dual purpose.

[mlane]

sweet target sells butt plugs now, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[ledders07]

how is it possible to have KK 9 times in 400 hands, an ace not flop once and still lose 1/2 a buy-in with it?

i must suck so bad

p.s. i do

[mab812]

playing them too slow ledders? some hands?

[ledders07]

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playing them too slow ledders? some hands?

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nope 4x raises each time, just draws hitting and kinda bad bluffs that i believed too much.

also : how do i query hands from PokerTracker e.g. all KK hands i had in my last session?

also also: is 16/10/1.6 decent stats for micro full ring?

[Split Suit]

i dont use PostgresSQL...but u cud just filter for today, and then set a hand filter for KK =)

[TheProdigy]

Last night I thought I loved poker, but NOPE!



The bad thing was $1,000 was from a 85/59/2 I was playing with today [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

BTN: $972
Hero (SB): $296
BB: $410.85
UTG: $539.90
UTG+1: $390.10
UTG+2: $294
MP1: $786.70
MP2: $467.45
CO: $404.25

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
3 folds, MP1 calls $4, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $20</font>, BB folds, MP1 calls $16

Flop: ($44) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $30</font>, MP1 calls $30

Turn: ($104) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $74</font>, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $148</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $246 and is All-In</font>, MP1 calls $98

River: ($596) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $596 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$296 NET)
MP1 showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Eight to Queen) and WON $593 (+$297 NET)

Same guy, obv. no folding going to come from me:
Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

BTN: $444.95
Hero (SB): $457.30
BB: $144
UTG: $402.85
UTG+1: $296.65
UTG+2: $463.05
MP1: $398.50
MP2: $466.70
CO: $400

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
3 folds, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $8</font>, MP2 calls $8, CO folds, BTN calls $8, <font color="red">Hero raises to $48</font>, BB folds, MP1 calls $40, 2 folds

Flop: ($116) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $80</font>, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $172</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $409.30 and is All-In</font>, MP1 calls $178.50 and is All-In

Turn: ($817) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($817) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $817 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$398.50 NET)
MP1 showed J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Jacks full of Deuces) and WON $814 (+$415.50 NET)

Cool river:
Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

BB: $240
UTG: $641.05
UTG+1: $380
UTG+2: $475.05
MP1: $486.10
Hero (MP2): $400
CO: $520
BTN: $1,133.30
SB: $337.20

Pre-Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP2)
4 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $14, SB folds, BB calls $10

Flop: ($44) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $24</font>, BTN folds, BB calls $24

Turn: ($92) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $56</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $124</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $212</font>, BB calls $78 and is All-In

River: ($496) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $496 Pot ($3 Rake)
BB showed J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Kings full of Eights) and WON $493 (+$253 NET)
Hero mucked 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$240 NET)

Well played...calling there is probably good shortstacked preflop:
Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

CO: $237.80
BTN: $549.50
SB: $396
Hero (BB): $644.20
UTG: $218
UTG+1: $402.50
UTG+2: $358
MP1: $398
MP2: $575

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
5 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $12</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $34</font>, CO calls $22

Flop: ($70) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $32</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $203.80 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $171.80

Turn: ($477.60) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($477.60) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $477.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
CO showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON $474.60 (+$236.80 NET)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Sixes) and LOST (-$237.80 NET)


Same guy, but obv. I am a bit tilted from his last bs hand:
Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

MP1: $474.60
MP2: $549.50
CO: $394
Hero (BTN): $407.50
SB: $214
BB: $402.50
UTG: $358
UTG+1: $398
UTG+2: $576.10

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $12</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $44</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $474.60 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $363.50 and is All-In

Flop: ($821) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($821) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($821) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $821 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP1 showed K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and WON $818 (+$410.50 NET)
Hero mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$407.50 NET)

[sweetwater]

got a new computer/monitor earlier this month, don't know how i ever got by trying to 12-table before.. all hands at 25nl, except for like 15 at 50nl

[Split Suit]

congrats sweetwater! moving on up yet?

[mab812]

solid sweetwater