Vegas trip report (tl;dr, cliff notes etc.)

[toss]

I wish I could blackout and wake up not covered in putrid vomit. Anyway, nice TR.

[swope]

in before moved to b&m.

[nutsflopper]

"Whilst at the pool we developed our system for rating girls whilst we were out there, bare in mind we were smashed at this point. We decided on the following:

1. Ship it crucial ( The pinnacle of the scale, reserved the most beautiful women)
2. Ship it hottie ( Fit as, but don’t quite make it to crucial)
3. Ship it heffer ( So rough I wouldn’t touch it with Mongy’s)"

stopped reading whilst here

[lippy]

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"Whilst at the pool we developed our system for rating girls whilst we were out there, bare in mind we were smashed at this point. We decided on the following:

1. Ship it crucial ( The pinnacle of the scale, reserved the most beautiful women)
2. Ship it hottie ( Fit as, but don’t quite make it to crucial)
3. Ship it heffer ( So rough I wouldn’t touch it with Mongy’s)"

stopped reading whilst here

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Sucks for you, it was very, very entertaining. Nice read.

[budblown]

If I would have been in Vegas that long I would have been dead. OP you did not drink enough.

[sg23]

Herb Pharm Healthy Liver Tonic is your friend. Or at least it should be.

[DJ Sensei]

that was a top notch TR! i need to get a british slang dictionary though, i have no idea what ropey means.

[Parsy]

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that was a top notch TR! i need to get a british slang dictionary though, i have no idea what ropey means.

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Thanks sensei, i always enjoy your reports.
Ropey pretty much just means dodgy.

[eastern motors]

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that was a top notch TR! i need to get a british slang dictionary though, i have no idea what ropey means.

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Thanks sensei, i always enjoy your reports.
Ropey pretty much just means dodgy.

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I found this response to be hilarious

[Djcoax]

Was she a hooker ? Because girls that get sent over by a bouncer are not regular girls !

Great trip report btw !