beat: robbed of $30k

[Alobar]

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find a way to claim this loss with an insurance company

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"hello state farm, how can I help you?"
"yeah, uh...I had 30K in cash and gold coins stolen from my car, is that covered in my policy?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

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to sound mored credible just say "30k in booty"

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"Hello, state farm, how can I help you?"
"arrrrrgh....I woke tis mornin to find me booty had been stolen from me Dreams Aplenty"
"Your Dreams Aplenty?"
"Arrrrggggh, yes tis the name of me ship."
"Ok sir, and what was stolen?"
"arrrrrgh, shiver me timbers, is you deaf you silly wench? Me booty has gone missin!!!!"
"And, what is your booty sir?"
"Arrrrrrgghhhh, 30K in gold dubloons, is that covered in me policy"
"no sir, Im sorry its not"
"arggggh, well that sucks. Thank you for your time. I appreciate it"
"No problem sir, is there anything else I can help you with today?"
"arggggh, no that was all"
"Ok sir, well you have a nice day"
"argggghhhhh, you too"
"ok, bye"
"arrrghhhhh, bye"

[Nielsio]

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Cash and gold coins.. lol what were you doing with that?

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He is DB cooper.

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lolololol

[SamuraiJon]

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"Arrrrrrgghhhh, 30K in gold dubloons, is that covered in me policy"

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A+ if doubloons was in relation to the board game Puerto Rico. B+ if it wasn't just because you used doubloons. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[keikiwai]

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find a way to claim this loss with an insurance company

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"hello state farm, how can I help you?"
"yeah, uh...I had 30K in cash and gold coins stolen from my car, is that covered in my policy?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

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to sound mored credible just say "30k in booty"

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"Hello, state farm, how can I help you?"
"arrrrrgh....I woke tis mornin to find me booty had been stolen from me Dreams Aplenty"
"Your Dreams Aplenty?"
"Arrrrggggh, yes tis the name of me ship."
"Ok sir, and what was stolen?"
"arrrrrgh, shiver me timbers, is you deaf you silly wench? Me booty has gone missin!!!!"
"And, what is your booty sir?"
"Arrrrrrgghhhh, 30K in gold dubloons, is that covered in me policy"
"no sir, Im sorry its not"
"arggggh, well that sucks. Thank you for your time. I appreciate it"
"No problem sir, is there anything else I can help you with today?"
"arggggh, no that was all"
"Ok sir, well you have a nice day"
"argggghhhhh, you too"
"ok, bye"
"arrrghhhhh, bye"

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[coordi]

that would yaaarg, not aaaarg.

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lolz robbery forum ftw - sucks op

[apefish]

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next time keep your money in pennies. volume is a deterrent.

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[Chump Change]

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wow, you are very stupid.

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That's a bit harsh, and it does suck for OP, but I wouldve bet my roll before reading that he didn't actually get robbed. Getting robbed means you were physically strong-armed, with violence or the threat of violence. There's little you can do if somebody with a gun wants to take your stuff. Getting burglarized is whole different story.

[Chump Change]

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christ they robbed my pumas they were in one of those suitcases

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for somee reason this post reminded me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUA-2UMKx5s

i forgot how funny that was

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take off that silly ass hat

[socloseyosoclose]

You are all forgetting...

How [censored] happy were the thieves?? Probably expected some clothes and MAYBE electronics, instead they found 30K in pure gold and cash. Just imagine...