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Old 10-02-2007, 01:19 PM
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:19 PM
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how much is Good2cu up this year overall? how about the other guys in that group? who is up the most?
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:21 PM
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Will you drop him and work for me if I offer 20$/houre?
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:21 PM
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how much is Good2cu up this year overall? how about the other guys in that group? who is up the most?

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I genuinely have no idea about anyone else in the group, and I don't think the boss would want me divulging this info about him even if I had it in my head, which I don't. "Well enough to hire me" is the only answer I can give.
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:23 PM
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Will you drop him and work for me if I offer 20$/houre?

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I thought about this, actually. The answer is that I would at least give him a chance to match any offer first.
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:27 PM
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Does he make you wear anything formal?
Have you ever prepared a bath for him?
Does he have a nickname for you? And if yes, what is it?
If you were his pet instead of his "butler," what animal do you think you would be?
If you were turned into an inanimate object like the movie Beauty and the Beast, what item would you be? Second part: Do you think he would still like you if you were a French candlestick holder?
Did you ever consider asking him for a cut of the college girls as a part of your income?
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:33 PM
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Does he make you wear anything formal?
Have you ever prepared a bath for him?
Does he have a nickname for you? And if yes, what is it?

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A blanket "no" to these questions.

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If you were his pet instead of his "butler," what animal do you think you would be?

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Presumably a trained chimp.

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If you were turned into an inanimate object like the movie Beauty and the Beast, what item would you be?

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I guess I would be an electric fan, because I help keep things cool.

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Second part: Do you think he would still like you if you were a French candlestick holder?

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I don't know how to answer this. Lumiere was a pretty sweet character though.

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Did you ever consider asking him for a cut of the college girls as a part of your income?

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No, for a few reasons:
1) Drunk girls aren't that hard to come by here, and probably aren't that hard to pick up.
2) I think random sexual encounters are immoral and would not be interested in partaking.
3) I have a girlfriend and I value my body parts.
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:37 PM
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Do you get a discount on poker lessons?
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:41 PM
ArtieFish ArtieFish is offline
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If you were turned into an inanimate object like the movie Beauty and the Beast, what item would you be?

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I guess I would be an electric fan, because I help keep things cool.


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But ceiling fans are so much more badass and probably make for a more dynamic character. I mean think about it, all angry at the world cause you can't move and you're always dizzy and confused. What a [censored] life, but what a chance to change with the loving touch of Belle (played by a coked-out college girl).
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:42 PM
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Approximate number of times you've heard G2CU say "ship it holla!"?

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