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Old 11-01-2007, 01:51 AM
Acemanhattan Acemanhattan is offline
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Default BRAG: MY Girlfriend Learnz the SLOOOOOW ROOOOOLLL (and executes)

She humps these games regularly!


PokerStars Game #12969064789: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2007/11/01 - 01:43:57 (ET)
Table 'Amherstia' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: pudsinu ($6.27 in chips)
Seat 2: Tujunga1 ($18.36 in chips)
Seat 3: silf19 ($5.39 in chips)
Seat 4: ADavis030303 ($10.94 in chips)
Seat 5: Acemanhattan ($7.26 in chips)
silf19: posts small blind $0.02
ADavis030303: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Acemanhattan [Th Qh]
Acemanhattan: raises $0.20 to $0.25
pudsinu: calls $0.25
Tujunga1: calls $0.25
silf19: folds
ADavis030303: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ks Jd 3c]
HOULE_04 said, "ill come check u out"
Acemanhattan: bets $0.70
pudsinu: calls $0.70
pudsinu said, "k"
HOULE_04 leaves the table
Tujunga1: calls $0.70
*** TURN *** [Ks Jd 3c] [9s]
Acemanhattan: bets $2.45
pudsinu: raises $2.87 to $5.32 and is all-in
Tujunga1: calls $5.32
Acemanhattan said, "what do you have"
pudsinu said, "ask him"
Acemanhattan said, "qt?"
Acemanhattan said, "spades?"
Acemanhattan: raises $0.99 to $6.31 and is all-in
Tujunga1: calls $0.99
Acemanhattan said, "who caresa\"
*** RIVER *** [Ks Jd 3c 9s] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Acemanhattan: shows [Th Qh] (a straight, Nine to King)
Tujunga1: mucks hand
Acemanhattan collected $1.88 from side pot
pudsinu: mucks hand
Acemanhattan collected $17.98 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.86 Main pot $17.98. Side pot $1.88. | Rake $1
Board [Ks Jd 3c 9s 8h]
Seat 1: pudsinu mucked [Kd 9c]
Seat 2: Tujunga1 (button) mucked [9d 9h]
Seat 3: silf19 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: ADavis030303 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Acemanhattan showed [Th Qh] and won ($19.86) with a straight, Nine to King
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Old 11-01-2007, 01:53 AM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: MY Girlfriend Learnz the SLOOOOOW ROOOOOLLL (and executes)

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She humps me regularly, and it's a lot better than her slow rolling!



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Old 11-01-2007, 01:59 AM
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Default Re: BRAG: MY Girlfriend Learnz the SLOOOOOW ROOOOOLLL (and executes)

She slowrolled my dong last night!!
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:02 AM
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Default Re: BRAG: MY Girlfriend Learnz the SLOOOOOW ROOOOOLLL (and executes)

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She slowrolled my dong last night!!

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your dong slowrolls itself afaik
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:04 AM
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she admitted to keikiwai and agrees that bv3 slowrolls himself
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:08 AM
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Default Re: BRAG: MY Girlfriend Learnz the SLOOOOOW ROOOOOLLL (and executes)

so THAT'S where she gets money for lube...
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:08 AM
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would be sweet if she did this live someday, and some dood punched her in the face
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:09 AM
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most of us have already slowrolled on her face AMIRITE?!?
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:14 AM
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most of us have already slowrolled on her face AMIRITE?!?

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not to be a nit, but jellyrolled is the correct expression
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:31 AM
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Your mothers would be really disapointed in the way you are talking about a lady.............


If she wasnt to busy getting filled full of sticky over on MILFHUNTERS.com
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