Landshark Lager

[34TheTruth34]

Just had it for the first time tonight. Brewed in Jacksonville, FL by Jimmy Buffet's brewery. Has the color and body of Corona, only IMO much smoother and with a better taste and no aftertaste. Anyone else had it yet?

[Klompy]

I saw the word "landshark" in a post and got my hopes up to a level they haven't been at in a long time [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]. I've never heard of or tried the beer though.

[XXXNoahXXX]

http://www.landsharklager.com/default.aspx

This review disagrees.

"The actual taste is clean enough, but so is tap water. Even a lime or an entire grove of them can’t help.
While the bottle proudly hails it as "Original Island Lager", I would choose a Red Stripe over Land Shark any day. Geez, I’d probably even pop a Miller Lite if given a choice: it’ll give you the same buzz for a lot less money."

[BadBoyBenny]

I'll go with the review that prefers Miller Lite

[34TheTruth34]

Interesting review. I like Corona, but I feel like it gets kinda rough around the edges. Its taste is good and kinda smooth as you drink it, but it gets rougher and more bitter for me after a couple and I feel like I wanna either puke or stop drinking for the night. Landshark, however, went down real smooth. I didn't really feel like it was watery like a coors light or mich ultra is. Yes, it's expensive. LOL @ the Miller Lite comment. Please.

[Los Feliz Slim]

Uh.. trick or treat?

Mrs. Bar- Barsen- Bargen- Barsen..?

Candy-Gram?

[Golden_Rhino]

I thought you meant this [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[cbloom]

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Interesting review. I like Corona, but I feel like it gets kinda rough around the edges. Its taste is good and kinda smooth as you drink it, but it gets rougher and more bitter for me after a couple and I feel like I wanna either puke or stop drinking for the night.

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If Corona has too much flavor for you, uh, yeah...

[Klompy]

I really feel bad about derailing this thread, but the beer isn't getting good reviews yet. Has anybody other then me heard of the REAL landshark before?
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The Landshark
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.

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