Brandi gossip update from Vegas

[Jackal52]

This is boring. I'm going to wait for the movie,
"Poker and Porn, Brandi gets a backdoor straight"
or "Brandi wins heads-up at 7 Stud"
Produced by: Captain Stabbin'

[Peter McDermott]

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She posted that Sklansky is stalking her today at NWP.

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She just misspelled 'staking'. Sklansky was obviously the person who was offering her tourney buy-ins for buttsecks, but newhizzle was just too much of a gentleman to out him.

[MicroBob]

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only kept 4 and threw the rest away because smoking a lot is bad but a little is ok.

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I bought a 6-pack of beer for $17. I drank one and then threw the rest away because drinking is bad for you.

The next day I bought another 6-pack of beer for $17.

[grdred944]

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Brandon is a clerk at Walmart but very rich and paid $17 for a $7 pack of cigarettes but only kept 4 and threw the rest away because smoking a lot is bad but a little is ok.

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So he is working at the Walmart for their great benefits package?

[Gobias Ind.]

I watched her get owned at 50/100 HU LO8 yesterday. Down around 40bb while I was watching her.


Oh yeah, and Captain Tom stole her money and put his penis on her back.

[teddyFBI]

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Played for 8 hours tonight 100/200 at Bellagio with Brandi and her boyfriend Brandon on my immediate left taking turns playing his chips. He probably did write that post himself the other day because he was browsing 2+2 on his PDA at the table. Brandi did once again hang around with Sklansky for a bit and I was told she was flirting with Mason too but did not see it. Since they will read this they were both extremely nice to me even though I won more than I deserved. Brandon is a clerk at Walmart but very rich and paid $17 for a $7 pack of cigarettes but only kept 4 and threw the rest away because smoking a lot is bad but a little is ok. Brandi couldn't beat Q high at showdown after two bets went in on the turn but I got lucky there. Brandi/Brandon and I were the only winners and we all decided to leave and the game broke maybe two minutes later - I assume it was because I quit. More to follow in full trip report when I get home.

-DeathDonkey

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plz ban for not taking cameraphone pics. kthx

[Alfil]

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Brandon is a clerk at Walmart but thinks he is very rich and overpaid $17 for a $7 pack of cigarettes but only kept 4 and threw the rest away which I thought he did because smoking a lot is bad when you have Wal-Marts health plan but really he did because that shows how rich he is and that impressed me enough to forget that he works at a f***ing Wal-Mart! . Brandi couldn't beat Q high at showdown after two bets went in on the turn because she thought it was the Captain in the shower with two bennies and a suppository in the tush. Brandi/Brandon and I were made fore each other and we all decided to leave and Brandi and Brandon brokeup maybe two minutes later - I assume it was because I quit. More to follow in full trip report when I get home.

-DeathDonkey

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[thatpfunk]

wow alf youre just not funny at all.

[pokerraja]

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Brandon is a clerk at Walmart but thinks he is very rich and overpaid $17 for a $7 pack of cigarettes but only kept 4 and threw the rest away which I thought he did because smoking a lot is bad when you have Wal-Marts health plan but really he did because that shows how rich he is and that impressed me enough to forget that he works at a f***ing Wal-Mart! . Brandi couldn't beat Q high at showdown after two bets went in on the turn because she thought it was the Captain in the shower with two bennies and a suppository in the tush. Brandi/Brandon and I were made fore each other and we all decided to leave and Brandi and Brandon brokeup maybe two minutes later - I assume it was because I quit. More to follow in full trip report when I get home.

-DeathDonkey

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alfy,
you tried way to hard to post something that is so not funny.

[Low Limit Loser]

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Brandon is a clerk at Walmart but thinks he is very rich and overpaid $17 for a $7 pack of cigarettes but only kept 4 and threw the rest away which I thought he did because smoking a lot is bad when you have Wal-Marts health plan but really he did because that shows how rich he is and that impressed me enough to forget that he works at a f***ing Wal-Mart! . Brandi couldn't beat Q high at showdown after two bets went in on the turn because she thought it was the Captain in the shower with two bennies and a suppository in the tush. Brandi/Brandon and I were made fore each other and we all decided to leave and Brandi and Brandon brokeup maybe two minutes later - I assume it was because I quit. More to follow in full trip report when I get home.

-DeathDonkey

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alfy,
you tried way to hard to post something that is so not funny.

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F the haters.

It's easier to criticize than create. Keep it up.

LLL