I am a braindead monkey

TheScientist · #1 06-25-2006, 12:10 AM

....Because it's been said even a monkey can turn a profit at 100NL party. I'd like to admit right now that these horrible results are not the result of even 1 single bad beat. I'm not being sarcastic. The money just slipped through my fingers as a result of bad calldowns and nobody paying me off when I actually made a hand.

That said, I would like to submit exhibit A which should fairly easily prove my incompetence.

Now, I'll tell you what I dont want. Dont give me any sugar coated crap about me working it out, about it turning around soon, etc. I'm desperately seeking vicious insults hurled at me so I'll be forced to resume grinding shorthanded limit, where I was a solid, winning player.

That said, flame away!

Al_Money · #2 06-25-2006, 12:23 AM

Hey I played with you tonight. (I think)

Edit: Loosen up a little.

walktowar · #3 06-25-2006, 12:29 AM

those are some nitty stats, sh limit doesnt sound like your game

felix_esco · #4 06-25-2006, 12:33 AM

You are a braindead monkey.

Just trying to help.

Richard Tanner · #5 06-25-2006, 12:34 AM

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Now, I'll tell you what I dont want. Dont give me any sugar coated crap about me working it out, about it turning around soon, etc. I'm desperately seeking vicious insults hurled at me so I'll be forced to resume grinding shorthanded limit, where I was a solid, winning player.

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Your mother should've had abortion.

(Good luck back at your usual levels man)

Cody

shortline99 · #6 06-25-2006, 01:45 AM

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I am a braindead monkey

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Haven't you heard? All the other monkeys play on Stars.

TheScientist · #7 06-25-2006, 01:59 AM

I really expected more from BBV...you guys can do better than that.

Hi Al Money...yep, that was me shamelessly donating to the others around the table.

Richard, that was an effed up remark... which is exactly what I'm looking for, Good Job.

Anyways, final results for the day...lose it all at Party NL, win it back at Stars Limit while clearing the reload bonus.

Jehaim · #8 06-25-2006, 01:59 AM

Go play 6-max $100 NL.

You can play 18/12 and win big.

TheScientist · #9 06-25-2006, 02:05 AM

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Go play 6-max $100 NL.

You can play 18/12 and win big.

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Oops...Actually, those are 6-max stats. I never format them cause 6-max is basically all I play.

I can win big playing 18/12 at SH 100NL? Are you just trying to encourage me to dump more money off at the tables?

Jehaim · #10 06-25-2006, 02:47 AM

Mmm, [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] maybe you should table select gooder?