Oh wth I'll post it - drunken hand against durrrrrrrrrrr for 1/2 my BR - Page 3

El Diablo · #21 09-01-2006, 07:14 PM

suzzer,

Awesome thread. Should have been bluffing w/ A6 or 77 there. That would have ruled.

cardsharkk04 · #22 09-01-2006, 07:15 PM

Yea drawing dead is no fun

El Diablo · #23 09-01-2006, 07:16 PM

suzzer,

Also, nice job running the 5k into 12k+ before this hand!

Daliman · #24 09-01-2006, 07:25 PM

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possibly some of the worst online table selection i've ever seen. (no offense) that sucks man

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About three years ago, I played 25-50 NL on UB one night against some guy named Da Wiz(Bobby Hoff) that didn't seem too tough, then Spirit rock(Prahlad Friedman, duh) and gummibear(Thomas Keller). 2-4 handed the whole time. Good table selection there by me, but I won 8k in the game, ( I did know who SR and GB were ).

variance....

But suzzer, wtf, man, you shouldn't drink it seems.

suzzer99 · #25 09-01-2006, 07:40 PM

Thanks Diablo. Why do I get the feeling you're just trying to butter me up to come over to UB next time I go on a bender?

I was up to $15k at one point, and I think $9 on another table. But even on another and busto-ed on a 4th. Below are some of the hands that got me there on this table.

PokerStars Game #6081425081: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2006/08/28 - 09:09:10 (ET)
Table 'Orion II' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: suzzer99 ($7094 in chips)
Seat 3: H@££INGGOL ($25050.05 in chips)
Seat 5: Hold_emNL ($20131 in chips)
H@££INGGOL: posts small blind $25
Hold_emNL: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [6s 2h]
suzzer99: raises $100 to $150
H@££INGGOL: folds
Hold_emNL: calls $100
*** FLOP *** [Ts 9h Js]
Hold_emNL: checks
suzzer99: checks
*** TURN *** [Ts 9h Js] [5d]
Hold_emNL: checks
suzzer99: bets $100
Hold_emNL: calls $100
*** RIVER *** [Ts 9h Js 5d] [Ad]
Hold_emNL: checks
suzzer99: bets $1600
Hold_emNL: folds
suzzer99 collected $524 from pot

PokerStars Game #6081439392: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2006/08/28 - 09:12:14 (ET)
Table 'Orion II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: suzzer99 ($7817 in chips)
Seat 3: H@££INGGOL ($25025.05 in chips)
Seat 5: Hold_emNL ($19431 in chips)
Hold_emNL: posts small blind $25
suzzer99: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [8h 9h]
H@££INGGOL: folds
The Stasher has returned
Hold_emNL: raises $100 to $150
suzzer99: calls $100
*** FLOP *** [Kh 7s 3h]
Hold_emNL: checks
suzzer99: checks
*** TURN *** [Kh 7s 3h] [Tc]
Hold_emNL: bets $250
suzzer99: raises $1450 to $1700
Hold_emNL: calls $1450
*** RIVER *** [Kh 7s 3h Tc] [5h]
Hold_emNL: checks
suzzer99: bets $5967 and is all-in
Hold_emNL: folds
suzzer99 collected $3699 from pot

PokerStars Game #6081472342: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2006/08/28 - 09:19:19 (ET)
Table 'Orion II' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: suzzer99 ($9864 in chips)
Seat 3: H@££INGGOL ($20400.05 in chips)
Seat 4: The Stasher ($4975 in chips)
Seat 5: Hold_emNL ($22152 in chips)
Hold_emNL: posts small blind $25
suzzer99: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [Kc Jh]
H@££INGGOL: folds
The Stasher: raises $150 to $200
Hold_emNL: folds
suzzer99: calls $150
*** FLOP *** [4h Qd Jd]
suzzer99: checks
The Stasher: bets $400
suzzer99: calls $400
*** TURN *** [4h Qd Jd] [4s]
suzzer99: checks
The Stasher: bets $1050
suzzer99: calls $1050
*** RIVER *** [4h Qd Jd 4s] [7h]
suzzer99: checks
The Stasher: bets $3325 and is all-in
suzzer99: calls $3325
*** SHOW DOWN ***
The Stasher: shows [2d 2s] (two pair, Fours and Deuces)
suzzer99: shows [Kc Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
suzzer99 collected $9973 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***

And here's some other hands. Love TheStasher.

PokerStars Game #6081342686: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2006/08/28 - 08:51:08 (ET)
Table 'Pisces II' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Hold_emNL ($5298 in chips)
Seat 5: suzzer99 ($6765 in chips)
Seat 8: H@££INGGOL ($21542.50 in chips)
Seat 9: The Stasher ($6744 in chips)
The Stasher: posts small blind $25
Hold_emNL: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [2c Kc]
suzzer99: calls $50
H@££INGGOL: folds
The Stasher: folds
Hold_emNL: checks
*** FLOP *** [9c 8d Kh]
Hold_emNL: bets $78
suzzer99: raises $222 to $300
Hold_emNL: calls $222
*** TURN *** [9c 8d Kh] [Qc]
Hold_emNL: checks
suzzer99: bets $400
Hold_emNL: raises $1200 to $1600
suzzer99: raises $4815 to $6415 and is all-in
Hold_emNL: folds
suzzer99 collected $3923 from pot

PokerStars Game #6081494137: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2006/08/28 - 09:23:59 (ET)
Table 'Pisces II' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Hold_emNL ($5144 in chips)
Seat 4: Redmouse ($3273 in chips)
Seat 5: suzzer99 ($6126 in chips)
Seat 6: tobago_nl ($3274 in chips)
Seat 8: H@££INGGOL ($43262.50 in chips)
Seat 9: The Stasher ($5000 in chips)
bebopalula will be allowed to play after the button
Redmouse: posts small blind $25
suzzer99: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [3c 3s]
tobago_nl: folds
H@££INGGOL: folds
The Stasher: folds
tobago_nl is sitting out
Hold_emNL: calls $50
Redmouse: folds
suzzer99: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jc 3h 7s]
suzzer99: checks
Hold_emNL: bets $78
The Stasher leaves the table
suzzer99: raises $78 to $156
Hold_emNL: calls $78
*** TURN *** [Jc 3h 7s] [4c]
suzzer99: bets $300
Hold_emNL: folds
suzzer99 collected $434 from pot
suzzer99: shows [3c 3s] (three of a kind, Threes)

Hold_emNL said, "u dont need to show"
Hold_emNL said, "i know what u have every hand"

I had been showing some crazy bluffs too.

PokerStars Game #6081629019: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2006/08/28 - 09:50:57 (ET)
Table 'Pisces II' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Hold_emNL ($5285 in chips)
Seat 2: bebopalula ($5667 in chips)
Seat 4: Redmouse ($5907 in chips)
Seat 5: suzzer99 ($5947 in chips)
Seat 8: H@££INGGOL ($39906.50 in chips)
suzzer99: posts small blind $25
H@££INGGOL: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [Qd 3d]
Hold_emNL: folds
bebopalula: folds
Redmouse: folds
suzzer99: calls $25
H@££INGGOL: raises $150 to $200
suzzer99: calls $150
*** FLOP *** [9h 7d Qc]
suzzer99: checks
Rekrul joins the table at seat #6
H@££INGGOL: bets $300
suzzer99: calls $300
*** TURN *** [9h 7d Qc] [7s]
suzzer99: checks
H@££INGGOL: bets $950
suzzer99: raises $4497 to $5447 and is all-in
H@££INGGOL: folds
suzzer99 collected $2898 from pot

PokerStars Game #6081557491: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2006/08/28 - 09:36:55 (ET)
Table 'Luscinia' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Hold_emNL ($5912 in chips)
Seat 5: suzzer99 ($6367 in chips)
Seat 8: H@££INGGOL ($13419 in chips)
suzzer99: posts small blind $25
H@££INGGOL: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [7d 8c]
Hold_emNL: folds
suzzer99: raises $100 to $150
H@££INGGOL: calls $100
*** FLOP *** [6s Kh Th]
suzzer99: checks
H@££INGGOL: bets $300
suzzer99: calls $300
*** TURN *** [6s Kh Th] [9c]
suzzer99: checks
H@££INGGOL: checks
*** RIVER *** [6s Kh Th 9c] [3d]
suzzer99: bets $1200
H@££INGGOL: calls $1200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
suzzer99: shows [7d 8c] (a straight, Six to Ten)
H@££INGGOL: mucks hand
suzzer99 collected $3299 from pot

mega mega dumb

PokerStars Game #6081503834: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2006/08/28 - 09:25:58 (ET)
Table 'Dibaj' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: suzzer99 ($5898 in chips)
Seat 7: H@££INGGOL ($25073.80 in chips)
Seat 9: Hold_emNL ($12613 in chips)
H@££INGGOL: posts small blind $25
Hold_emNL: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [5d Ac]
suzzer99: raises $100 to $150
H@££INGGOL: folds
Hold_emNL: calls $100
*** FLOP *** [4c 8c Ah]
Hold_emNL: checks
suzzer99: bets $200
Hold_emNL: calls $200
*** TURN *** [4c 8c Ah] [5c]
Hold_emNL: bets $650
suzzer99: raises $1200 to $1850
Hold_emNL: calls $1200
*** RIVER *** [4c 8c Ah 5c] [8d]
Hold_emNL: checks
suzzer99: bets $3698 and is all-in
Hold_emNL: calls $3698
*** SHOW DOWN ***
suzzer99: shows [5d Ac] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
Hold_emNL: shows [6d 7d] (a straight, Four to Eight)
Hold_emNL collected $11820 from pot

PokerStars Game #6081425030: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2006/08/28 - 09:09:09 (ET)
Table 'Pisces II' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Hold_emNL ($5622 in chips)
Seat 4: Redmouse ($2025 in chips)
Seat 5: suzzer99 ($5106 in chips)
Seat 8: H@££INGGOL ($36202.50 in chips)
Redmouse: posts small blind $25
suzzer99: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [9h 6h]
H@££INGGOL: folds
Hold_emNL: calls $50
Redmouse: folds
suzzer99: checks
*** FLOP *** [6c 5d 8s]
suzzer99: bets $150
Hold_emNL: calls $150
*** TURN *** [6c 5d 8s] [Qh]
suzzer99: checks
Hold_emNL: checks
*** RIVER *** [6c 5d 8s Qh] [7c]
suzzer99: checks
Hold_emNL: bets $325
suzzer99: raises $725 to $1050
Hold_emNL: calls $725
*** SHOW DOWN ***
suzzer99: shows [9h 6h] (a straight, Five to Nine)
Hold_emNL: mucks hand
suzzer99 collected $2523 from pot

PokerStars Game #6080871128: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2006/08/28 - 06:40:47 (ET)
Table 'Puppis' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: suzzer99 ($1987 in chips)
Seat 2: Fugly62 ($730 in chips)
Seat 5: ZappyB ($10917 in chips)
Seat 8: H@££INGGOL ($4233 in chips)
H@££INGGOL: posts small blind $10
suzzer99: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [2d 3d]
Fugly62: raises $40 to $60
ZappyB: raises $160 to $220
H@££INGGOL: folds
suzzer99: calls $200
Fugly62: raises $510 to $730 and is all-in
ZappyB: calls $510
suzzer99: calls $510
*** FLOP *** [4d 5c Kc]
suzzer99: checks
ZappyB: checks
*** TURN *** [4d 5c Kc] [6d]
suzzer99: checks
ZappyB: checks
*** RIVER *** [4d 5c Kc 6d] [4h]
suzzer99: bets $1257 and is all-in
ZappyB: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
suzzer99: shows [2d 3d] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
Fugly62: mucks hand
suzzer99 collected $2198 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2200 | Rake $2
Board [4d 5c Kc 6d 4h]
Seat 1: suzzer99 (big blind) showed [2d 3d] and won ($2198) with a straight, Deuce to Six
Seat 2: Fugly62 mucked [Jd Js]

Dammit I could have sworn there was a hand where I checked a straight on the river against TheStasher and won like $3k. Only hand I remember and I can't find it.

El Diablo · #26 09-01-2006, 07:45 PM

suzzer,

Yeah, um, I'd recommend a different hobby for you than 25/50NL.

suzzer99 · #27 09-01-2006, 08:00 PM

Ahh here's the straight hand. For some reason I remembered the river bet as $1k, not $100. Back in my 2-4 days. Ahh the memories.

PokerStars Game #6080486297: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2006/08/28 - 04:32:23 (ET)
Table 'Bootes V' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Ferghus ($427 in chips)
Seat 2: tomtom2 ($311.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Des1mone ($418.65 in chips)
Seat 4: suzzer99 ($392 in chips)
Seat 5: idschack ($224.55 in chips)
Seat 6: DidDatHurt ($415 in chips)
Seat 7: asianj ($525.60 in chips)
Seat 8: DaEmbezzler ($401.40 in chips)
Seat 9: Shazmeister ($474.60 in chips)
Shazmeister: posts small blind $2
Ferghus: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [7d Ad]
tomtom2: folds
Des1mone: calls $4
suzzer99: calls $4
idschack: raises $12 to $16
DidDatHurt: folds
asianj: folds
DaEmbezzler: folds
Shazmeister: folds
Ferghus: calls $12
Des1mone: calls $12
suzzer99: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [9d 6h Tc]
Ferghus: checks
Des1mone: checks
suzzer99: checks
idschack: bets $30
Ferghus: folds
Des1mone: folds
suzzer99: calls $30
*** TURN *** [9d 6h Tc] [8c]
suzzer99: checks
idschack: bets $60
suzzer99: calls $60
*** RIVER *** [9d 6h Tc 8c] [Ks]
suzzer99: checks
idschack: bets $118.55 and is all-in
suzzer99: calls $118.55
*** SHOW DOWN ***
idschack: shows [Ac Jd] (high card Ace)
suzzer99: shows [7d Ad] (a straight, Six to Ten)
suzzer99 collected $480.10 from pot

suzzer99 · #28 09-01-2006, 08:12 PM

Btw I'm up about 5.3k in 2.5 days grinding back in a million donkaments and running pretty hot. Just 3 more streaks like this to go...

McShove · #29 09-01-2006, 08:29 PM

suzzer,

hang in there man.

cts · #30 09-01-2006, 08:30 PM

oh. my. god. pleeeease let me know next time you do decide to play any HSNL game.