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[milesdyson]

i'd probably go back to working full time if someone ever successfully trifecta'd me

[yourface]

Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
4 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (4 players) yourface is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">yourface raises</font>, BB calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">yourface bets</font>, BB calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2.5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">yourface bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises</font>, yourface calls.

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6.5BB, 2 players)
yourface checks, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, yourface calls.

Results:
Final pot: 8.5BB

BB shows 5C 9C
yourface shows QH 8S

owned

[Wolfram]

today I found out that bluff/raising me with 5 outers and donking into me with 2 random cards and firing 2nd barrell is +EV for all villains. No, it is not because I'm folding.

[Oink]

Update from earlier graf.

Just play long enough and you will eventually get unstuck.



About 20 minutes before reaching unstuckness I off course had to run into these two idiots. [censored] YOU MORONS I AM UNSTUCK ANYWAYS AND [censored] THE POKER GODS!

Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (6 handed) Party Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB caps</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (12.50 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (9.75 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls.

River: (11.75 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 15.75 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Td Jd (straight, ace high).
Hero has Kc Kh (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: UTG wins 15.75 BB. </font>

Party Poker 15/30 Hold'em (4 handed) Party Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Button posts a blind of $15.
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button (poster) calls.

Flop: (4 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

Turn: (3 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, Hero calls.

River: (7 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 9 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB doesn't show.
UTG doesn't show.
Button has 6c 9c (full house, nines full of queens).
Hero has Ah As (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: Button wins 9 BB. </font>

[yourface]

grind on brotha

I wouldn't go saying that "[censored] the poker gods" too loudly now though. they def read 2+2

[yourface]

todays session, love those friday night morons.
poker is easy when you are a sick luckbox like me. 37/66 showdown numbers

[kross]

I thought the river killed me, but I go ahead and bet anyway, who knows what they'll call with...

Full Tilt Poker Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP calls, CO folds, Button folds, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: (3.00 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls, SB folds.

Turn: (2.50 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls.

River: (4.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls.

Final Pot: 6.50 BB

Results:
MP mucks 4d, 5d.
Hero shows 2d, 6c (a full house, Twos full of Aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 6.20 BB.


And then this happens....

Full Tilt Poker Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button folds, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: (4.40 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (3.20 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB caps!</font>, Hero calls.

River: (11.20 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 13.20 BB

Results:
BB shows Kh, 9d (four of a kind, Nines).
Hero mucks Td, Th.
Outcome: BB wins 12.60 BB.

[slamhound]

ty stox/2p2. also, plz god let me run good until my br's rebuilt.

[milesdyson]

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Hand #1
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB 3-bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (12.00 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

River: (10.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB folds, BB folds.

Final Pot: 10.50 BB

Results:
Hero shows 6h, 8s (One pair, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 10.30 BB.

Hand #2
Absolute Poker $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 6 players

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, Button calls.

Flop: (7.00 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, Button checks.

River: (5.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button calls.

Final Pot: 9.50 BB

Results:
Button mucks 9s, 7s.
Hero shows Kd, Kc (Full house, aces full of kings).
CO doesn't show.
Outcome: Hero wins 9.35 BB.

Hand #3
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players

Preflop: Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#FF0000">UTG raises</font>, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB folds, <font color="#FF0000">BB caps!</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (12.60 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (7.80 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls.

River: (10.80 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 10.80 BB

Results:
Hero shows 3d, 6d (One pair, sixes).
BB shows 5h, Ah (One pair, fives).
UTG mucks Ts, Ac.
Outcome: Hero wins 10.45 BB.

Hand #4
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, MP calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB folds, BB folds.

Flop: (7.60 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, MP folds, Button calls.

Turn: (7.30 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, Hero calls.

River: (11.30 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 13.30 BB

Results:
Hero shows 4s, 7s (Two Pair, fours and threes).
Button shows Kc, Jh (One pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 12.95 BB.
($3.50 Rake)

Hand #5
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, CO calls, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, Hero calls, BB calls, UTG calls, CO calls.

Flop: (10.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">UTG bets</font>, CO folds, Button calls, Hero calls, BB calls.

Turn: (7.00 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls, Button calls.

River: (10.00 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, UTG folds, Button calls.

Final Pot: 12.00 BB

Results:
Button mucks Kc, Th.
Hero shows 4d, 3d (Two Pair, sevens and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 11.70 BB.

Hand #6
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, SB folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, Button calls.

Flop: (6.60 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

Turn: (4.30 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

River: (6.30 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button calls.

Final Pot: 10.30 BB

Results:
Button mucks 8h, Qd.
Hero shows Qs, Kc (One pair, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 10.10 BB.

Hand #7
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, SB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (4.60 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (3.30 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (5.30 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button calls.

Final Pot: 9.30 BB

Results:
Button mucks 6c, 5s.
Hero shows 4c, As (One pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 9.10 BB.

Hand #8
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
CO calls, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, CO calls.

Flop: (6.00 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, CO calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (6.00 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">CO raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, CO calls.

River: (13.00 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, CO calls.

Final Pot: 15.00 BB

Results:
CO mucks 7h, 8d.
Hero shows 9s, 9c (One pair, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins 14.80 BB.

Hand #9
Absolute Poker $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (6.00 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (7.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls.

River: (13.00 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 15.00 BB

Results:
Hero shows Kh, 5c (One pair, kings).
BB mucks As, Jc.
CO doesn't show.
Outcome: Hero wins 14.90 BB.

[Hobbs.]

how drunk were you miles?