***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[TheProdigy]

I wish I had to make them up [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[pattay]

i cant even beat nl50 right now

[twilitekid]

anybody like me and keep a piss bottle handy.. and then mistake that piss bottle for a cool refreshing drink? talk about a bad beat.

[twilitekid]

i cant even beat nl50 right now
^same

[SABR42]

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anybody like me and keep a piss bottle handy.. and then mistake that piss bottle for a cool refreshing drink? talk about a bad beat.

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loooooooool

I do keep a 1/2 gallon gatorade bottle for that though. Never mistook it for a drink.

[twilitekid]

unfortunately i'm not making that up.. never swallowed tho (yes i'm implying i've done this more than once).

[Hklm8383]

i cant play against bigowen

[Split Suit]

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anybody like me and keep a piss bottle handy.. and then mistake that piss bottle for a cool refreshing drink? talk about a bad beat.

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ummm...no. somehow tho...im able to piss while 12tabling (no sitting out) and no wireless. im magic yo

[SABR42]

Stupid donks and their runner runner flushes. Die in grease fires plz:

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (UTG): $220.05
UTG+1: $215.70
MP1: $209.10
MP2: $198
CO: $65.60
BTN: $99.35
SB: $300.50
BB: $194

Pre-Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, 4 folds, BTN calls $8, 2 folds

Flop: ($19) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $12</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $24</font>, Hero calls $12

Turn: ($67) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($67) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $70</font>, BTN calls $67.35 and is All-In

Results: $201.70 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Fours) and LOST (-$99.35 NET)
BTN showed T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON $198.70 (+$99.35 NET)

[Das Budrick]

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anybody like me and keep a piss bottle handy.. and then mistake that piss bottle for a cool refreshing drink? talk about a bad beat.

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oh dear god


I've just gotten used to relieving myself before I start a session, and if I really have to go in the middle I either run for it and hope I don't time out or just sit out for a second

It's easier to do that with only 8 tables