Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

[Atomic]

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A guy wins the lottery.
Comes home tell his wife "Great news woman, I just hit the lottery so pack your bags."
The wife in excitement, asks "Where are we going?"
The man replies "I'm not going anywhere you just need to pack your bags and get the hell out of here."

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fyj

[Atomic]

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"

[pauliewalnuts]

Guy 1: Hey, do you remember your first blow]job?

Guy2: Of course.

Guy 1: How long did it take the guy to cum?

[Johnny Drama]

what did the Spanish guy say to his term paper as it blew out the window?

<font color="white"> where you goin', essay? </font>

[neuroman]

[ QUOTE ]
Guy walks into his house with a chicken under his arm and sees his wife. "Here's the pig I've been fu(king," he says. "That's not a pig, dear, that's a chicken," says his wife. "I wasn't talking to you," says the guy.

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Haha, this is great.

[Los Feliz Slim]

[ QUOTE ]
what did the Spanish guy say to his term paper as it blew out the window?

<font color="white"> where you goin', essay? </font>

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LOL

[toss]

Why did the dead baby cross the road?




Because it was stapled to the chicken.

[guids]

What dance group topped the charts in mexico during the early and middle 90s



yes and yes music factory.










Ive been trying to get a standup routine written, and I know there is a joke in this somewhere, and that is a stupid one, but I cant figure out how to make it funny.

[amplify]

quids,

I agree, you can't.

[GrandMelon]

Why did the kid fall of the swing?






Cause someone threw a refrigerator at him.