Post a stupid, yet funny, joke - Page 11

little_alex · #**101** 07-31-2007, 05:46 AM

a hooker, a dwarf, 3 midgets, 2 priests, a nun, a naked girl with a duck under her arm, a black guy, a white guy, and a mexican walk into a bar, the bartender says this has to be a joke.

kkcountry · #**102** 07-31-2007, 06:06 AM

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i almost forgot old faihtful:

what has 9 arms and sucks?

def leppard

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lolllllllllllllllll that may be the first joke in this thread i haven't heard

westhoff · #**103** 07-31-2007, 08:58 AM

What would you have called the Flintstones if they were black?

Negroes. (use the N-word obv.)

jschaud · #**104** 07-31-2007, 12:43 PM

who makes more money, a drug dealer or a hooker?

the hooker, she can wash her crack and sell it again.

jthegreat · #**105** 07-31-2007, 12:59 PM

What do a chicken and a grape have in common?

They're both purple, except for the chicken.

coltrainSTL · #**106** 07-31-2007, 02:01 PM

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What's the square root of 69?

 8 something. 

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What's a 6.9?

A good time ruined by a period.

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or a bloody good time, mate.

KJS · #**107** 07-31-2007, 02:13 PM

What is brown and sticky?
 a stick! 

KJS

Mikey_Vick · #**108** 07-31-2007, 02:20 PM

2 dogs walk into a bar and i offer 3:1 odds the lab can take the pitbull. 20 minutes later i walk out a big winner.

solids · #**109** 07-31-2007, 02:23 PM

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2 dogs walk into a bar and i offer 3:1 odds the lab can take the pitbull. 20 minutes later i walk out a big winner.

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LOL, nice.

GoldenBears · #**110** 08-01-2007, 02:21 AM

What do you call cheese that does not belong to you?

Nacho cheese.