Beat: Beating off gone wrong

[yeotaJMU]

this thread is awesome

[JokersAttack]

i was beating off once when i must have clicked on a link to some website that had (among other things) a picture of a gnarly looking shemale with sideburns and a naked woman with no arms or legs on the front page.

needless to say i pulled my pants up.

[Edge34]

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lol when i was 11 I was home sick from school. My mom rented Wayne's World from the video store for me ([img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]), and there was this one scene that lasts about 10 seconds where Tia Carrere looks wowowowowow A+++++. I paused the VCR on that scene and was jacking it. But then you know how VCRs only stay on pause for like two minutes before the video stops playing and it goes back to regular TV? So anyway just as I was about to bust my nut, the TV goes from Tia Carrere to a rerun of Kojak and I spooged while looking at Telly Savalas.

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"Who loves ya" indeed, imo.

[smokingrobot]

i understand this man.

[diebitter]

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lol when i was 11 I was home sick from school. My mom rented Wayne's World from the video store for me ([img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]), and there was this one scene that lasts about 10 seconds where Tia Carrere looks wowowowowow A+++++. I paused the VCR on that scene and was jacking it. But then you know how VCRs only stay on pause for like two minutes before the video stops playing and it goes back to regular TV? So anyway just as I was about to bust my nut, the TV goes from Tia Carrere to a rerun of Kojak and I spooged while looking at Telly Savalas.

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Well, he had great lollipop sucking lips.

[Halfpoint]

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lol when i was 11 I was home sick from school. My mom rented Wayne's World from the video store for me ([img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]), and there was this one scene that lasts about 10 seconds where Tia Carrere looks wowowowowow A+++++. I paused the VCR on that scene and was jacking it. But then you know how VCRs only stay on pause for like two minutes before the video stops playing and it goes back to regular TV? So anyway just as I was about to bust my nut, the TV goes from Tia Carrere to a rerun of Kojak and I spooged while looking at Telly Savalas.

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wow two minutes to finish [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

[MortalWombat]

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lol when i was 11 I was home sick from school. My mom rented Wayne's World from the video store for me ([img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]), and there was this one scene that lasts about 10 seconds where Mike Myers is dancing around in his underwear pulled up into his crack. I paused the VCR on that scene and was jacking it. But then you know how VCRs only stay on pause for like two minutes before the video stops playing and it goes back to regular TV? So anyway just as I was about to bust my nut, the TV goes from Mike Myers to a rerun of Kojak and I spooged while looking at Telly Savalas.

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[The B]

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lol when i was 11 I was home sick from school. My mom rented Wayne's World from the video store for me ([img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]), and there was this one scene that lasts about 10 seconds where Garth sees a kick-ass drumset and says, "Schwing" I paused the VCR on that scene and was jacking it. But then you know how VCRs only stay on pause for like two minutes before the video stops playing and it goes back to regular TV? So anyway just as I was about to bust my nut, the TV goes from Garth to a rerun of Kojak and I spooged while looking at Telly Savalas.

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[Suigin406]

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rofl

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[mbillie1]

imo as long as you cum beating off has never "gone wrong"