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Old 06-29-2007, 02:37 AM
PerDoom PerDoom is offline
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Default A Day in the Life of Fgators

FGators26: you win every hand against me
FGators26: cooler me left and right
Dealer: FGators26 has two pair, Fives and Fours
Dealer: Game #10674784862: FGators26 wins pot ($9.50) with two pair, Fives and Fours
Bouge_Todd: I thought u meant u thought I was playing bad
FGators26: if anyone hasnt noticed this game is like 95% luck
NoTalentTom: join the reefypoopoo fan club
Dealer: Game #10674789747: NoTalentTom wins pot ($4)
Dealer: Game #10674794956: FGators26 wins pot ($10)
FGators26: ive lost like 5 buyins tonight all on flips or 50/50
FGators26: i guess that makes me a "losing player"
FGators26: see this make me a bad player?
Dealer: FGators26, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: Player FGators26 has requested TIME
FGators26: i lose to 1 hand basically
FGators26: nobody in the forusm will tell me to fold it
Dealer: NoTalentTom has a straight, Ten to Ace
Dealer: FGators26 has a straight, Six to Ten
Dealer: Game #10674797616: NoTalentTom wins pot ($500) with a straight, Ten to Ace
FGators26: i suck
FGators26: losing player
FGators26: station
FGators26: calling station
FGators26: ****ing calling station
FGators26: 77 buyin mother****ing downswing
FGators26: because of this ****ing ****
FGators26: every ****ing time
FGators26: never me with QJ
FGators26: never ****ing me
Dealer: FGators26, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
FGators26: every single mother****ing time
FGators26: you are going to wait for me
Dealer: Player FGators26 has requested TIME
Bouge_Todd: www.fgatorsontilt.com
FGators26: because im sick of this ****ing lifestyle
FGators26: every single ****ing hand on this ****ing site
FGators26: never the ****ing best hand
FGators26: not one single ****ing time
FGators26: never me
FGators26: always second best hand
FGators26: been palying on this site for 2 and a half ****ing years
FGators26: never once in a million years do i get to hit the nuts agianst 2 nuts
Dealer: FGators26, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
FGators26: never ever die in hell Lee jones you mothjer****ing piece of ****
FGators26: you piece of mother****ing hell
FGators26: never win coinflips
Dealer: FGators26 has timed out - hand is folded
FGators26: never win pair and flush draws vs overpairs
Dealer: Game #10674812855: halo599 wins pot ($13.30)
FGators26: never win a ****ing pot
FGators26: u realize how much ****ing money i lose
FGators26: maybe i make bad calls occasionally
FGators26: but jesus can i run good maybe once every 300 days, this site is such a joke
FGators26: they create supernova elite to hook me
Dealer: Game #10674836112: NoTalentTom wins pot ($10)
FGators26: what a joke
FGators26: have a list of like 50=985620965 pages of bad beats/coolers
Dealer: Game #10674839784: NoTalentTom wins pot ($12)
FGators26: if i had a list of my bad beats i put on somebody id have to use 128 font to make it 10 pages
Dealer: Game #10674842880: halo599 wins pot ($10)
FGators26: im shortstacking from now on **** THIS
NoTalentTom: you forgot to buyin for 80
Dealer: Game #10674848610: NoTalentTom wins pot ($12)
NoTalentTom: i hear imsakidd is offering coachign lessons fgators
Dealer: Game #10674852647: FGators26 wins pot ($10)
Bouge_Todd: LOL
FGators26: ill lose this anyway, ****ing joke of a site
Dealer: Game #10674856814: halo599 wins pot ($10)
FGators26: ****ing ******s on this site would have pushed with my hand there
FGators26: but no, i see it on every table every minute of the day, 2nd best hand
FGators26: 2nd best hand 2nd best hand
FGators26: 2nd best hand
Dealer: FGators26, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
FGators26: that should be my new screename on a real poker stie
FGators26: FULL TILT POKER
FGators26: maybe that site wont cooler the f uck out of me
FGators26: there here we go
FGators26: a ****ing minraise
FGators26: thats what all the re tards do
FGators26: maybe this will work
FGators26: play like a ret ard maybe win
FGators26: oh **** look out min bet
FGators26: right at you
FGators26: cant lose a big pot when u min bet
FGators26: cant get coolered for 800 when u minbet
FGators26: hey what do u know, ill check here because i can only min bet
FGators26: and he'll show the As 10 c
Dealer: disturbia has a pair of Sevens
Dealer: Game #10674860430: disturbia wins pot ($26.65) with a pair of Sevens
Dealer: Game #10674874624: disturbia wins pot ($28.50)
FGators26: I need to go find a new hobby
FGators26: maybe professional video game player
Dealer: FGators26, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
FGators26: maybe professional porn star, though if its anything like this site and my luck id get ****ing AIDS right away and contineu to add STDs
Dealer: Game #10674883576: halo599 wins pot ($10)
Dealer: Game #10674883576: halo599 wins pot ($10)
FGators26: double it hola]phioahop[jao[hjaha
Dealer: FGators26 has two pair, Tens and Nines
Dealer: Game #10674889680: FGators26 wins pot ($79) with two pair, Tens and Nines
FGators26: oooooo
FGators26: new strategy
Dealer: Game #10674893996: deebs20 wins pot ($22.80)
Dealer: Game #10674899140: FGators26 wins pot ($17.10)
Dealer: Game #10674903774: halo599 wins pot ($10)
Dealer: Game #10674906769: Bouge_Todd wins pot ($12)
Dealer: Game #10674909986: NoTalentTom wins pot ($61)
FGators26: goodnight all u mother **** ers
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Old 06-29-2007, 02:40 AM
FyteOn FyteOn is offline
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Default Re: A Day in the Life of Fgators

Glad I didn't stake him. And to think I was this close...
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Old 06-29-2007, 02:42 AM
2weak 2weak is offline
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Default Re: A Day in the Life of Fgators

who wants to send a mail to stars requesting a chat ban?
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Old 06-29-2007, 02:44 AM
pdoran10 pdoran10 is offline
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Default Re: A Day in the Life of Fgators

wahahahah!
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Old 06-29-2007, 02:45 AM
PJo336 PJo336 is offline
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Default Re: A Day in the Life of Fgators

that was hilarious, dont ban his chat
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Old 06-29-2007, 02:46 AM
Teh1337zor Teh1337zor is offline
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Default Re: A Day in the Life of Fgators

this is soooo awesome
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Old 06-29-2007, 02:50 AM
SgtJake SgtJake is offline
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Default Re: A Day in the Life of Fgators

A++++

One of the funniest rants ever.

The best part is he doesn't know he sucks at pokah.
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Old 06-29-2007, 02:52 AM
aislephive aislephive is offline
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4 letters, one word. Epic.
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Old 06-29-2007, 02:53 AM
LionelHutz00 LionelHutz00 is offline
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Default Re: A Day in the Life of Fgators

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FGators26: maybe professional porn star, though if its anything like this site and my luck id get ****ing AIDS right away and contineu to add STDs

[/ QUOTE ]
this made me lol
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Old 06-29-2007, 02:56 AM
pdoran10 pdoran10 is offline
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Default Re: A Day in the Life of Fgators

bipolar much?
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