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Old 12-06-2006, 03:39 PM
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This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land

Lost in a roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the king's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us
The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...i want to...[censored] you

C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:50 PM
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back then they didnt want him
now hes hot they all on him
back then they didnt want him
now hes hot they all on him

sklan-sky!!!
when he came up on the tables the cards would show some love
winning big with expert play would pay for all the bub
girls wouldn't holla cause his dollars wasn't big enough
i bet they change they mind when crucial pots come rollin up
now tuff fish daughter see's he's a star, wants to sit in his car
wants to count his G's and kisses his cheek because he's so fly
telling all her friends she misses him, do you see why?
5 1 9, 9 0 7, three five five four
hit sklansky on the low because he's about to go
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea

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ZOMFG WINNAR. can we get sklansky's reaction to this?
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:22 PM
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ok here's the image, via photoshop, looks better now, not perfect, but you'll get the idea. a take on a take of a classic:

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Old 12-06-2006, 05:10 PM
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To the tune of YMCA...


Young men, there's no need to feel down
I said, young men, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young men, 'cause you're fishing around
There's no need to be unhappy

Young men, there's some books you can seek
I said, young men, when your poker skills reek
You can read them, and maybe stop your bad leak
Learn many ways to milk the fishies

(Chorus 1
It's time to read the guy - Do you see why?
It's time to fold ace-five - Do you see why?
They have everything for young men to learn
Implied odds and pot man-ip-ul-a-tion
It's fun to bet Big Slick - Do you see why?
It's fun to read real sick - Do you see why?
You can make up a set, you can win a big bet
every 40 or so hands


Young men, are you listenin' to me?
I said, young men, won't you follow Sklansky?
I said, young men, you can make real your dreams
If Moneymaker can, anyone can, it seems...

No man does it all by himself
I said, young men, buy that book off the shelf
And just go there to the nearest cardroom
And get busto/robusto soon

(Repeat chorus 1)

Young men, I was once donking bucks
I said, I was down and had a game that sucks
I felt no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world knew I was weak-tight

That's when someone came up to me
And said, "Young man, take a walk up the street
It's a forum: Variance, Beat, and Brag
They can start you on the road to Super-LAG"

(Chorus 2
It's time to lay down Tens - Do you see why?
It's time to bet the end- Do you see why?
They have everything to fix your game
But O-O-T just isn't the same
It's time to push all-in - Do you see why?
Tell God he'll never win - Do you see why?
You can make up a set, you can win a big bet
every 40 or so hands...
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Old 12-06-2006, 05:11 PM
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I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna do math with you
I said I gonna debate with you
You wouldnt want me have to hurt you to
Hurt you to?

I aint, I aint, I aint
A buyin into your fallacies
Im gonna learn ya my philosophy
You wanna know about theology, morality?

I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know You know I know You know

I am a man of math
Ill give ya somethin that ya wont forget
I said venn diagrams relieve my stress
I said venn diagrams ease my stress
Ease my stress

I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know you know I know You know

Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun

I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna do math with you
I said I gonna debate with you
You wouldnt want me have to hurt you to
Hurt you to?

I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know You know I know You know
I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know You know I know You know

Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun
Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun
Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun
Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun
Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun
Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun
Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun
Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun
Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun
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Old 12-06-2006, 05:12 PM
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diebitter,

8/10
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Old 12-06-2006, 05:28 PM
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Edit: THIS JUST IN :: ALBUM IN STORES NOW



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LOLOLOL!! Ding Ding Ding We have a winner!
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Old 12-06-2006, 05:53 PM
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Not for sklansky forum but i felt like it anyway. To be performed by aspiring artists Gildwulf G and Nath Dogg.

Regulators
We regulate any stealing of his property
And we damn good too
But you cant be any geek from OOT,
Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep!
Regulators!!! Mount up!

G:
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Gildy G was in tha house, trying to consume
Some bets for the eve, so I can get some bucks
Just rollin' in my chair, not givin' a [censored].

Nath:
Just hit the east side of the LBC
On a mission trying to find Mr. Gildy G.
Seen a table full of donks ain't no need to tweak
All you fish know whats up with BBV.

G:
So I hooks a left on the two-one and Lewis,
Some brothas shootin' dice so I said lets do this.
I jumped out the ride, and said whats up?
Then Grimstarr pulled some gats so I said I'm stuck.

Nath:
Since these fish poppin' me ima 4-bet not bail
These fishes bustin' so hard they straight hit the rail
Wontcha think of better things than some donkey fish
I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix.

G:
I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself.
I cant believe they taking Gildy's wealth.
They took my $5k, they took my Stridex
I looked at the Grimstarr said damn, whats next?

Nath:
They got my homey hemmed up and they 'bout to go,
Aint none of them seeing if they going straight 10k fight yo.
I gotta come up real quick and do a rail of blow,
And then pull out my strap and lay them busters low.

G:
They got guns to my head
I think I'm going down
I cant believe this happenin' in my own town
If I had wings I could fly
Let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nath.

Nath:
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Nath dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now Grimmy's droppin' and yellin'
It's a tad bit late
Nath dogg and Gildy g had to regulate.

I laid all them bustos down
I let my gat explode
Now I'm switching my mind back into donkament mode
If you want chips sit back and observe
I just 3-bet all-in over there on the turn.

G:
Now Nath wins the donkaments
And thats a known fact
Before I got Grimmed I was on the same track
Back me back me cause its on
N a t h and me
The Gildy to the g

Nath:
Just like I thought,
HIV was in the same spot
In need of some desperate help.
The Nath dogg and the g-child
Were in need of something else.
One of them games was sexy as hell
I said ooo there's overlay.
HIV said my roll's broke down and you like minbet,
Would ya let me play?
I won a couple freezeouts and it's going real swell
The next stop is the robusto motel

G:
I'm modding
Into a whole new era
BBV-funk
Step to this
I dare ya
BBV
On a whole new level

Nath:
The variance is the beats and the beats is the braggo

G:
Busto
Downswings
We brings
Malady
BBV-funk
Where variance is life
And life is variance

Nath:
If you know like I know
OOT dont wanna step to this
Its the BBV-funk era
Funked out with a gangsta twist
If you smoke like I smoke
Then you high like everyday
And if your ass is McBusto
BBV will regulate.
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Old 12-06-2006, 05:59 PM
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Not for sklansky forum but i felt like it anyway. To be performed by aspiring artists Gildwulf G and Nath Dogg.

Regulators
We regulate any stealing of his property
And we damn good too
But you cant be any geek from OOT,
Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep!
Regulators!!! Mount up!

G:
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Gildy G was in tha house, trying to consume
Some bets for the eve, so I can get some bucks
Just rollin' in my chair, not givin' a [censored].

Nath:
Just hit the east side of the LBC
On a mission trying to find Mr. Gildy G.
Seen a table full of donks ain't no need to tweak
All you fish know whats up with BBV.

G:
So I hooks a left on the two-one and Lewis,
Some brothas shootin' dice so I said lets do this.
I jumped out the ride, and said whats up?
Then Grimstarr pulled some gats so I said I'm stuck.

Nath:
Since these fish poppin' me ima 4-bet not bail
These fishes bustin' so hard they straight hit the rail
Wontcha think of better things than some donkey fish
I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix.

G:
I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself.
I cant believe they taking Gildy's wealth.
They took my $5k, they took my Stridex
I looked at the Grimstarr said damn, whats next?

Nath:
They got my homey hemmed up and they 'bout to go,
Aint none of them seeing if they going straight 10k fight yo.
I gotta come up real quick and do a rail of blow,
And then pull out my strap and lay them busters low.

G:
They got guns to my head
I think I'm going down
I cant believe this happenin' in my own town
If I had wings I could fly
Let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nath.

Nath:
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Nath dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now Grimmy's droppin' and yellin'
It's a tad bit late
Nath dogg and Gildy g had to regulate.

I laid all them bustos down
I let my gat explode
Now I'm switching my mind back into donkament mode
If you want chips sit back and observe
I just 3-bet all-in over there on the turn.

G:
Now Nath wins the donkaments
And thats a known fact
Before I got Grimmed I was on the same track
Back me back me cause its on
N a t h and me
The Gildy to the g

Nath:
Just like I thought,
HIV was in the same spot
In need of some desperate help.
The Nath dogg and the g-child
Were in need of something else.
One of them games was sexy as hell
I said ooo there's overlay.
HIV said my roll's broke down and you like minbet,
Would ya let me play?
I won a couple freezeouts and it's going real swell
The next stop is the robusto motel

G:
I'm modding
Into a whole new era
BBV-funk
Step to this
I dare ya
BBV
On a whole new level

Nath:
The variance is the beats and the beats is the braggo

G:
Busto
Downswings
We brings
Malady
BBV-funk
Where variance is life
And life is variance

Nath:
If you know like I know
OOT dont wanna step to this
Its the BBV-funk era
Funked out with a gangsta twist
If you smoke like I smoke
Then you high like everyday
And if your ass is McBusto
BBV will regulate.

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This just might be the greatest single piece of written work in the history of man.
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Old 12-06-2006, 06:01 PM
His Boy Elroy His Boy Elroy is offline
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HOLY [censored]

HOLY [censored]

HOLY [censored]


SM, that was awesome. highlights:

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Since these fish poppin' me ima 4-bet not bail
These fishes bustin' so hard they straight hit the rail


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[ QUOTE ]
One of them games was sexy as hell
I said ooo there's overlay.
HIV said my roll's broke down and you like minbet,
Would ya let me play?
I won a couple freezeouts and it's going real swell
The next stop is the robusto motel

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And if your ass is McBusto
BBV will regulate.


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