ipot implies that shopping for a first date is a bad idea

[The.Accountant]

and that it would be awkward, especially if you're shy.

i thought that i would comment on how i was complimented by an ugly girl on an article of clothing, and therefore explain that i must now dispose of my current clothing article and buy something new.

obv my fashion sense sucks if i'm attracting xxx, so do you want to come to the mall and help me?

[TheBronzer]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy as hell + friend zone

[The.Accountant]

if you think it's in the friend zone, thats great for me. now I have zero risk of rejection if what you're saying is true.

it's like a freeroll. if i fk up, who cares? if not it's a springboard to bigger things.

[bmwguy525]

Accountant, you have to be one of the most socially awkward people I have ever heard of.

[The.Accountant]

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Accountant, you have to be one of the most socially awkward people I have ever heard of.

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whats wrong with my plan?

[qdmcg]

you sound like david sklansky when he starts talking about stuff he isn't familiar with

[whoisthedrizzle]

TheAccountant, if you file my taxes for me I'll teach you the secret to picking up women


ps it's alcohol

[boomshakalaka]

are you taking her shopping? or is she coming along to help you shop?



p.s. either way, its a terrible first date.

[ipot]

he wants to ask her if she wants to go shopping with him to pick out a new tie....

[The.Accountant]

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are you taking her shopping? or is she coming along to help you shop?

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she is coming along to help me shop for a specific piece of clothing to replace the one that drew a compliment from uggo grl.