K guys, going to Vegas brb

[MasterLJ]

Before I go...

So I have to take a leak, it's like dusk here. I walk down the hall and into the bathroom door wide open, bathroom light off (hall light is enough) and I get down to b'ness, door proudly ajar for any hidden camera show that could potentially be awestruck by the size of my wang.... then it happened...

I hear a noise that sounds like my roommate coming home and I quickly shut the door and end up pissing in total darkness just praying that my hands are steady and my aim is true, using my best urine-sonor possible to detect if I was approaching the edge of the bowl.

MSPaints encouraged.

Vegas->IL->back home 11 days later.