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[ASPoker8]

DOES THIS [censored] HAPPEN TO YOU GUYS TOO!?!?

POKERSTARS GAME #13596697339: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/02 - 01:19:03 (ET)
Table 'Iva' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: ricestud ($197 in chips)
Seat 2: INTREPID FOX ($37 in chips)
Seat 3: CoolSerb ($116.05 in chips)
Seat 4: zlataner ($58.95 in chips)
Seat 5: Gutspoker ($129.35 in chips)
Seat 6: Beyonder01 ($296.85 in chips)
Seat 7: MarkFresno ($139.35 in chips)
Seat 8: ASPoker8 ($415 in chips)
Seat 9: B_Davis5 ($326.90 in chips)
Gutspoker: posts small blind $1
Beyonder01: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ASPoker8 [Qh Ah]
MarkFresno: folds
ASPoker8: raises $6 to $8
B_Davis5: calls $8
[censored] YOU, GREASE FIRE U CLOWN
ricestud: folds
INTREPID FOX: folds
CoolSerb: folds
zlataner: folds
Gutspoker: folds
Beyonder01: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jh 5d Th]
ASPoker8: bets $14
B_Davis5: calls $14
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*** TURN *** [Jh 5d Th] [2c]
ASPoker8: bets $32
B_Davis5: raises $68 to $100
ASPoker8: raises $293 to $393 and is all-in
The only possible hand he can have that calls this is 55, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
B_Davis5: calls $204.90 and is all-in
HEART/KING PLS
*** RIVER *** [Jh 5d Th 2c] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ASPoker8: shows [Qh Ah] (a pair of Tens)
B_Davis5: shows [Kd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
omg, you are the worlds biggest clown
B_Davis5 collected $653.80 from pot

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POKERSTARS GAME #13594716964: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/01 - 23:09:32 (ET)
Table 'Thyone' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: BigOwen ($138 in chips)
Seat 2: odul22 ($205.85 in chips)
Seat 3: MATTBOYT ($235.05 in chips)
Seat 4: ASPoker8 ($210.05 in chips)
Seat 5: Nitewin ($449.65 in chips)
Seat 6: knute777 ($190 in chips)
Seat 7: B_Davis5 ($300.25 in chips)
Seat 8: survival ($388.65 in chips)
Seat 9: KaMiKaZeEeE ($205.70 in chips)
MATTBOYT: posts small blind $1
ASPoker8: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ASPoker8 [Kh Kc]
Nitewin: folds
knute777: folds
B_Davis5: folds
survival: folds
KaMiKaZeEeE: folds
BigOwen: folds
odul22: folds
MATTBOYT: calls $1
ASPoker8: raises $6 to $8
MATTBOYT: raises $6 to $14
ASPoker8: raises $34 to $48
MATTBOYT: raises $52 to $100
ASPoker8: raises $110.05 to $210.05 and is all-in
MATTBOYT: calls $110.05
*** FLOP *** [5h Qs Td]
*** TURN *** [5h Qs Td] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [5h Qs Td Jh] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MATTBOYT: shows [Ac Ah] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
mind-boggling
ASPoker8: mucks hand
MATTBOYT collected $417.10 from pot

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POKERSTARS GAME #13596423453: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/02 - 00:59:20 (ET)
Table 'Ilmari' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: ASPoker8 ($202.70 in chips)
Seat 3: Tnx4urMoney ($222.70 in chips)
Seat 5: KaMiKaZeEeE ($478.35 in chips)
Seat 7: bullpoker71 ($787.80 in chips)
Seat 8: ckraze ($323 in chips)
bullpoker71: posts small blind $1
ckraze: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ASPoker8 [Qh Qs]
ASPoker8: raises $6 to $8
Tnx4urMoney: folds
KaMiKaZeEeE: raises $19 to $27
bullpoker71: folds
ckraze: folds
ASPoker8: calls $19
*** FLOP *** [7d Th 6h]
ASPoker8: checks
KaMiKaZeEeE: bets $37
ASPoker8: raises $138.70 to $175.70 and is all-in
slowrollllllllllll
KaMiKaZeEeE: calls $138.70
*** TURN *** [7d Th 6h] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [7d Th 6h 2c] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ASPoker8: shows [Qh Qs] (a pair of Queens)
KaMiKaZeEeE: shows [Kd Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
KaMiKaZeEeE collected $406.40 from pot

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POKERSTARS GAME #13595319249: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/01 - 23:46:03 (ET)
Table 'Hecuba V' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: BigOwen ($177.65 in chips)
Seat 2: banty ($514.35 in chips)
Seat 3: jefflauzon ($198.20 in chips)
Seat 4: ASPoker8 ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: Pokerbrat ($160 in chips)
Seat 6: XXX($211.50 in chips)
Seat 7: gvar27kj9lo ($35.85 in chips)
Seat 8: andelmanro ($99.05 in chips)
Seat 9: DcRoCk6 ($64.30 in chips)
Pokerbrat: posts small blind $1
XXX: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ASPoker8 [Kh Ad]
gvar27kj9lo: folds
andelmanro: calls $2
DcRoCk6: folds
BigOwen: folds
banty: folds
jefflauzon: folds
ASPoker8: raises $8 to $10
Pokerbrat: folds
XXX: calls $8
andelmanro: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Ah 3h Ts]
XXX: bets $10
andelmanro: folds
ASPoker8: raises $26 to $36
XXX: calls $26
*** TURN *** [Ah 3h Ts] [Kc]
XXX: bets $30
ASPoker8: raises $50 to $80
XXX: calls $50
*** RIVER *** [Ah 3h Ts Kc] [Jh]
XXX: bets $85.50 and is all-in
ASPoker8: calls $74 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XXX: shows [9c Qc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
ASPoker8: mucks hand
XXX collected $408 from pot