SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc)

[Hornstar]

You have a Pm Ratamahatta.

I can do neteller or FT.

Let me know.

[terp]

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My hand against CAterp, complete with thought process. FWIW flop shove was duuuuuummmmbbbb!


Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $208.25
Hero: $268.53
Button: $211.65
SB: $373.95
BB: $214.19

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $7</font>, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls.

"finally I pick up a hand. RAWKETZ biatchs, I'm raising this [censored]! WTF terp, get out the way bro, I got bullets!"

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($28, 4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $20</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to $77</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $241.53</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $127.65</font>.
Uncalled bets: $56.88 returned to Hero.

"terp, you [censored] fish! I know your trying to iso the two donks behind you. I came for them, not you!!! FU and your FPS, I'm ARRRRRRRRR INNNNN!!!! Wait, you called? Dammmit, I'm flipping at best here!

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($437.3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $437.3

"Bad news is, if your chasing the flush, it just hit. Good news is, I still have outs mo fo!!!!!! Cmon party, one time!!!


River: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($437.3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $437.3)

Now that's what I'm [censored] talking about baby!!! Ship it terp! Recognize, that'll teach you to [censored] with me. HOLLA!!!! ... Wait... WTF...FU PARTY. WELL GOD BLESS AMERICA, THERE GOES ANOTHER [censored] BUY IN!!! FU POKER! SON OF A GOD DAMN BITCH!!!!!!!!


Results:
Final pot: $437.3
<font color="#">Button shows 5c 6c </font>
<font color="#">Hero shows Ac Ad </font>

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guys AZplaya is back from the dead (he PMed me and is back at FTP SSNL). in celebration of his return i had to repost this classic duel.

AZPwned

[plan9]

GS + OESD = -1.5 buyins.

Who knew calling ~50BB raises OOP on a 9J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] flop would be so profitable? Super donk w/ 700BB stack, that's who.

[SpecT]

brag - already played 15K hands this month

beat - running at -3BB/100 [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

variance - [censored] sux

but, my rostucko graph shall be epic

gnight

[willw9]

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brag - already played 15K hands this month

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Don't really understand how people do this.

[SpecT]

its only like 8 hours a day

(im in australia so i gots a 12 hour head start on u)

[ASPoker8]

I'M CALLING OUT IMSAKIDD

WE, THE PEOPLE OF SSNL, HATE SHORTSTACKERS.

IMSAKIDD MAKES ME SOOOOOOO MAD. THERES IS NO WAY HE IS A WINNING PLAYER AND HE CHEATS THE INTEGRITY OF THE GAME. IMSAKIDD SHOULD BE BANNED AND FROM HERE ON OUT BLACKLISTED AT ALL MAJOR POKER SITES. CHEATING AND COLLUSION WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

[delta k]

ASpoker8,

I haven't played with him ever but I agree, his only worth/claim to fame on these forums is the fact that he's SHORTSTACKIN YOU. And since he can't add any strat content and essentially just trolls the SSNL and MSNL cheese threads with his short stacking ways he's really not worth keeping around.

That said we probably can't just ban him because he's not doing anything wrong. I'll just live with the fact that I make more $ and am a better player than he is. Yes it's bad for the games, but it's not illegal- just don't give him action, if possible. And be sure to tell him to [censored] himself every chance you get.

[willw9]

Lol he hates this crap so much. I wholeheartedly agree though, ldo.

[ASPoker8]

I PROPOSE A SERIES OF 10BB FREEZEOUTS.

THE LOSER OF WHICH WILL BE BANNED FROM PLAYING POKER FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY.