*OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

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OK all. I have some updates about my match.com exploits.

Most of the girls I have contacted did not pan out, but one girl winked at me.
I sent her an email and we met up at the promenade in Santa Monica. We went for coffee and we were clicking so we went to a local bar. She ordered a Heifeweizen so she scored major points right off the bat. She is smart and really arrogant like me, but even more arrogant, I did not think that was possible. I was letting her do all the talking and adding stuff here and there because that is my style with women.

We have a bunch of beers and talk about a lot of [censored]. I walk her back to her car and hug her goodnight, as I draw away I kiss close and am like ttyl.

Next day she calls me we talk for about 3 min then I tell her Ill call her in a day or two.

So a few days later we are scheduled to meet up at a different bar. She is baby sitting and wont get done til 10, so I arrive at the bar at 1020. At 1045 she calls like ZOMG parents arent home, by 1120 I chalk it and head home.

I put on sweats and a t shirt and start watching tv. She calls like ok Im on my way and I say that I already left and Im in sweats and not going out for the night. She goes "OK, how about we just watch a movie or something?" BOOYAH.

I say ok and she comes over. I ban my roomates to the upstairs and she arrives looking cuter than the last time I saw her. We start watching Eyes Wide Shut then we lie down on the couch and I start putting moves on her. Before the giant orgy scene we start making out and I turn the movie off.

I bring her to my bedroom and from there more makeout goes. Im pretty forceful and dominant when making out and she loves it. I eat her out she blows me and we go to sleep.

Next morning I wake up and repeat the process of make out--->eat out. This time I try to go further but she is all I want to but we shouldn't and Im like whatever and we play a little just the tip and she is like nah so I eat her out again and she blows me again.

I shower, we watch Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Family Guy, and Weeds, and she drops me off at work and that is that.

Cliff Notes

Eyes Wide Shut--->Makeout--->EatOut--->Head--->Sleep--->Make Out--->Just the tip--->Eat out--->Head

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Eurotrash,

Great to see you posting again. Where have you been?

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HI FIVE WDEAD

[pirateboy]

had sex with my ex g/f today

we live together

[goofyballer]

tr plz

[pirateboy]

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tr plz

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I assume of the sex, because surely you don't care about the breakup stuff.

We've had sex probably 3 times a week since we broke up, and now I'm more forceful and rough about it (subconscious bitterness comes out in sex? Tonight on the 10pm news)

Anyway, we had been out separately at bars and things, and we came home around the same time. I knock on her door, and go in. She's almost asleep (easiest timing ever). I put my hand down her pajama pants and finger that G spot.

Then I go down on her and do my expert eating out technique: after you properly lead up to the [censored] by kissing thighs and lips (not on the face), you basically do your ABCs with your tongue on the [censored]. Works like a charm every time. I enjoy doing the ABCs, so I spend some time down there, then flip her over and hit it doggie at a solid pace (while replaying Sammy Sosa's greatest moments in my head so I can last longer). Then I push her entire body onto the bed and still from behind, pound the poon until my O face.

If you meant a TR about our breakup, well, then, sorry. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Eurotrash]

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Eurotrash,

Great to see you posting again. Where have you been?

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i've been around for a while imo.