First time at Strip club (Long)

[Alexisonfyre]

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Its not like I can not get laid, but when you have a girl this hot, o man.

[/ QUOTE ]Honestly, if you really think about this, you cannot get laid. Thanks.

(Your friend who didn't have sex tonight)

[Dave G.]

Dude, wake the hell up to yourself. She doesn't like you. She does this for money. She makes you feel good so you feel good about giving her more money. The fact that you'd blow $500 just to screw this girl shows that she's doing a pretty good job of that too.

If you want to screw her that badly, that's none of my business, and I'd even say go for it... I'm sure it'd be good. But don't start getting "feelings" for her, that's just retarded. She couldn't care less about you, and if she hooks you on an emotional level, you're going to piss away a mountain of money, and get seriously hurt in the process. Just don't.

[snakekilla88]

uh...wtf...I know shes probally slept with alot of guys. But she would be a good [censored] and thats all. No feelings whatsoever...

She'd be a really good [censored] end of story. Reality check, I know she is not interested in me. Yet, I am just saying that she was so hot that I'd be willing to spend like cap of 500 for some good sex. Yet, since shes a stripper and not a prostitute I might be out of line to ask. Hence why I posted this, also to give my experience of my first time in strip club.

[kipin]

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Yet, since shes a stripper and not a prostitute I might be better to just drop it.

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Reach for the stars bro.

[Badboyy]

First i want to say this post is awesome. Second i felt the exact!! same way about a stripper when i was about 22 , local strip joint also called Deja Vu. I went to get dances from her like 4 weekends in a row and got to know her pretty well. I was so " in love " with how hot she was and couldnt stop thinking about her. I then one day saw her at my job and talked for a little while. It was awkward conversation and she didnt look that hot at all in person. I had a girlfriend at the time and realized my girl was way hotter. I forgot what i was trying to tell you , oh yea i think they just look way hot in that setting only. I just remember it was a dissapointing experiance that did not live up to what i had imagined.

Now the hooker i met in Vegas last month , wow dont get me started on that story [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

[Runkmud]

Why would she take $500 for sex when she can make 2k a night dancing for kids who are madly in love???

[zephed]

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Yet, I get the point shes a dancer not a prostitute. Yet, she was just really really hot.

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She's in college? You can bang her for money probably. Gotta pay for that parking pass next semester!

[Spellmen]

$500 for the herp? Seems like a bargain to me

[kurosh]

For the third time, where was this strip club? I think I know it and the girl.

[Alobar]

you should print out your post, put it in a shoebox and stick it in the back of your closet. I guaruntee you will have a really good luagh a few years from now when you forget all about it and find it while cleaning out your room.