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Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr
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My mother showed me a picture of a vagina in some sort of medical book and explained it all [but not sex obv]. Seriously. [/ QUOTE ] [censored] that's horrible, no wonder you came out all sick and demented. |
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Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr
They hired a hooker to show me.
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I never got the sex talk. My mom realized this when my parents were driving me half-way across the country to start college. She turned to my dad and asked him if he had "the talk" with me. He had no idea what the [censored] she was talking about, so she repeated the question. Then the light bulb went on.
He said to me, "[dlk9s], if you're going to have sex, use a condom and make sure she's Jewish, good looking, and rich." |
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Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr
my father drew it on a napkin
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Kind of odd I'm watching Knocked Up right now and then scene where the girl describes where babies came from just happened.
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Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr
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I never got the sex talk. My mom realized this when my parents were driving me half-way across the country to start college. She turned to my dad and asked him if he had "the talk" with me. He had no idea what the [censored] she was talking about, so she repeated the question. Then the light bulb went on. He said to me, "[dlk9s], if you're going to have sex, use a condom and make sure she's Jewish, good looking, and rich." [/ QUOTE ] This is still good advice. |
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