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Old 10-03-2007, 06:43 PM
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Pretty damn LAG for $10NL....AF at 4.2...haha

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if i new wtf was going on while i play maybe it would be different, but when 4 awful looking betfair table beepers are beeping at you when everyone has limped in and you have 5 seconds to decide wtf to do its hardddddd, im not actually playing hardly any hands, its just cus its always limped to me in the BB or SB i think. well i dunno actually, cus if i did know i wouldnt have spent all night losing $72 playing 10 NL

goodbye bankroll...

first hand vs donk for the rest of my roll...


brag: i couldnt even buy in full holla

Seat 1: CrapPlayer1 ( $5 )
Seat 2: THEBEST ( $4.89 )


CrapPlayer1 posts small blind [$0.05]
HERO posts big blind [$0.10]


** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO [ As, Ad ]
CrapPlayer1 raises to [$0.30]
HERO raises to [$0.90]
CrapPlayer1 calls [$0.60]


** Dealing Flop ** [ 2h, 8c, 7c ]
HERO bets [$0.90]
CrapPlayer1 calls [$0.90]

please go all in ty.

** Dealing Turn ** [ Jh ]
HERO checks
CrapPlayer1 checks

dang

** Dealing River ** [ 9s ]
HERO bets [$1.44]
CrapPlayer1 goes all-in
CrapPlayer1 raises to [$3.20]

lol pretty obv now

HERO calls [$1.65]
HERO goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [$0.11] to CrapPlayer1
** Showdown **
CrapPlayer1 shows [ Ts, Kh ] a straight, Jack to Seven
MEME shows [ As, Ad ] a pair of Aces
** Hand Conclusion **
CrapPlayer1 wins $9.30 from main pot with a straight, Jack to Seven
************ Life 258538876 ends ************

bye roll it was nice having you for two days.

[ ] plays good poker.

[ x ] his screen name suits
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Old 10-03-2007, 07:26 PM
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Default Re: BEAT: my lifetime graph and stats

you are trying and i am kinda intertained.
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Old 10-03-2007, 07:38 PM
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you are from sweden coach me.

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Old 10-03-2007, 07:39 PM
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I sincerely hope the OP isn't serious about any of this. You're not, right?
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Old 10-03-2007, 07:45 PM
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I sincerely hope the OP isn't serious about any of this. You're not, right?

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well sadly i am actually,

update: online busto as usual.

coaching and steakz are welcome

its well worth it for you , 100% risk free.

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Old 10-03-2007, 07:51 PM
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there should be a fold button somewhere, maybe try to click it instead of the one that says raise.
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Old 10-03-2007, 07:51 PM
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grimstarr?
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Old 10-03-2007, 07:55 PM
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If it makes you feel any better, I've played 1300 hands of NL10 lifetime and my winnings are exactly zero.
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Old 10-03-2007, 07:58 PM
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zomg 10 buyins and 1k hands!
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Old 10-03-2007, 08:00 PM
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there should be a fold button somewhere, maybe try to click it instead of the one that says raise.

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actually because betfair's software is so [censored] bad, they havnt added this button yet, the only buttons they have are, limp, min bet, and all in for the degree moment of a lifetime
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