cybersex chat on teh internets

jmmyers15: are you a bot?
jmmyers15: hello???.....
jmmyers15: r u there?
jmmyers15: can u cyber?
courtjester5000: Yes, I can cyber.
jmmyers15: lets cyber
courtjester5000: However, we must first verify that you are 18 years old.
jmmyers15: yes i am
courtjester5000: Please answer this verification question:
jmmyers15: ok


courtjester5000: What year was the United States of America founded?
jmmyers15: i dont know
jmmyers15: can i get a different question?
courtjester5000: I am sorry, all 18-year-olds know this.
courtjester5000: You are obviously underage.
courtjester5000: Goodbye.
jmmyers15: i am 18
courtjester5000: GOODBYE.
jmmyers15: 1776
courtjester5000: I am currently cybering with 25 other buddies.
courtjester5000: Please wait for your sloppy 26ths.
jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776
jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776.
jmmyers15: [censored] answer me!
jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776
courtjester5000: Your repeated attempts to gain cyber access are futile.
jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776
courtjester5000: Futile.
jmmyers15: [censored] you
courtjester5000: Do not attempt to cyber, your clearance has been denied.
jmmyers15: i am 18!
courtjester5000: You are obviously 15, it says so right in your screenname.
courtjester5000: Don't say you were 15 when you registered it either.
courtjester5000: You are full of lies.
courtjester5000: Lies.
jmmyers15: the 15 on my sn stands for may 15th
jmmyers15: my birthday
courtjester5000: I knew you would concoct another poor excuse.
jmmyers15: its true!
courtjester5000: Yeah, and my birthday is on June 5000th.
jmmyers15: lol
jmmyers15: i know the answer to your question
courtjester5000: Do not attempt tomfoolery.
jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776
courtjester5000: Please compose a 50-word essay describing the significance of our founding fathers to gain access to cyber communications.
courtjester5000: Facts are not required.
courtjester5000: Fiction is acceptable.
jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776. This was important to the united states of America in many ways.
jmmyers15: omg just [censored] let me talk to you!
courtjester5000: Only 29 words to go, math major.
jmmyers15: [censored] you [censored] you [censored] you
jmmyers15: [censored] you
courtjester5000: Complete sentences relating to the founding fathers, please.
jmmyers15: The founding fathers are like the fathers of out nation. They are very important. Without them, we might not be here today.
courtjester5000: Our founding fathers would be proud of your empty rhetoric.
jmmyers15: thanks
courtjester5000: You must have a strong connection with the early leaders of America?
jmmyers15: acctuly i am related to george bush
courtjester5000: Congratulations! With that sentence you have finally completed your last 7 of 50 words!
courtjester5000: Okay, are you ready to cyber?
jmmyers15: yes
courtjester5000: Okay, I am always Thomas Jefferson, and you are George Washington, so you start.

jmmyers15: you start
courtjester5000: George Washington always goes first.
jmmyers15: ok ok
jmmyers15: it is around 10:00. i see you at a party, so i approach you slowly.
jmmyers15: your turn
courtjester5000: I tug on your powder-white wig and whisper for you to show me what Article 3 of the Constitution REALLY means.
jmmyers15: I unbutton your shirt and spill a beer down your hairy chest
courtjester5000: I tear your quill ink pen from your over-worked hand and dab your wig on my chest to soak up the beer.
jmmyers15: i yank down your pants and start sucking on your balls
courtjester5000: We briefly discuss the possibility of amending Article 69 to reflect the sexual nature of our deeply political encounter.
jmmyers15: i get some beer and pore it on your penis and then i lick it off
courtjester5000: I kindly ask that you stop wasting all this beer on non-absorbing parts of my body, please.
jmmyers15: i throw you down and i 69 you
courtjester5000: I pretend to petition Congress for a radical change in fiscal policy.
jmmyers15: i shove your dick in my mouth and suck it.
courtjester5000: I can only assume that Article 69 is now being amended, so I light a Yankee Candle and take notes by the fiery hearth.
jmmyers15: mmm
jmmyers15: you lick my pussy and i moan like an animal
jmmyers15: you lick my pussy and i moan like an animal
courtjester5000: Our most important founding father was actually a founding woman, and it feels so good to know the truth.
jmmyers15: i gtg
courtjester5000: The future of America is in your hands.
jmmyers15: bye
courtjester5000: Think only of George.
jmmyers15: lets 69
courtjester5000: Get Martha, I'm tired.

[tisthefire]

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jmmyers15: are you a bot?
jmmyers15: hello???.....
jmmyers15: r u there?
jmmyers15: can u cyber?
courtjester5000: Yes, I can cyber.
jmmyers15: lets cyber
courtjester5000: However, we must first verify that you are 18 years old.
jmmyers15: yes i am
courtjester5000: Please answer this verification question:
jmmyers15: ok


courtjester5000: What year was the United States of America founded?
jmmyers15: i dont know
jmmyers15: can i get a different question?
courtjester5000: I am sorry, all 18-year-olds know this.
courtjester5000: You are obviously underage.
courtjester5000: Goodbye.
jmmyers15: i am 18
courtjester5000: GOODBYE.
jmmyers15: 1776
courtjester5000: I am currently cybering with 25 other buddies.
courtjester5000: Please wait for your sloppy 26ths.
jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776
jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776.
jmmyers15: [censored] answer me!
jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776
courtjester5000: Your repeated attempts to gain cyber access are futile.
jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776
courtjester5000: Futile.
jmmyers15: [censored] you
courtjester5000: Do not attempt to cyber, your clearance has been denied.
jmmyers15: i am 18!
courtjester5000: You are obviously 15, it says so right in your screenname.
courtjester5000: Don't say you were 15 when you registered it either.
courtjester5000: You are full of lies.
courtjester5000: Lies.
jmmyers15: the 15 on my sn stands for may 15th
jmmyers15: my birthday
courtjester5000: I knew you would concoct another poor excuse.
jmmyers15: its true!
courtjester5000: Yeah, and my birthday is on June 5000th.
jmmyers15: lol
jmmyers15: i know the answer to your question
courtjester5000: Do not attempt tomfoolery.
jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776
courtjester5000: Please compose a 50-word essay describing the significance of our founding fathers to gain access to cyber communications.
courtjester5000: Facts are not required.
courtjester5000: Fiction is acceptable.
jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776. This was important to the united states of America in many ways.
jmmyers15: omg just [censored] let me talk to you!
courtjester5000: Only 29 words to go, math major.
jmmyers15: [censored] you [censored] you [censored] you
jmmyers15: [censored] you
courtjester5000: Complete sentences relating to the founding fathers, please.
jmmyers15: The founding fathers are like the fathers of out nation. They are very important. Without them, we might not be here today.
courtjester5000: Our founding fathers would be proud of your empty rhetoric.
jmmyers15: thanks
courtjester5000: You must have a strong connection with the early leaders of America?
jmmyers15: acctuly i am related to george bush
courtjester5000: Congratulations! With that sentence you have finally completed your last 7 of 50 words!
courtjester5000: Okay, are you ready to cyber?
jmmyers15: yes
courtjester5000: Okay, I am always Thomas Jefferson, and you are George Washington, so you start.

jmmyers15: you start
courtjester5000: George Washington always goes first.
jmmyers15: ok ok
jmmyers15: it is around 10:00. i see you at a party, so i approach you slowly.
jmmyers15: your turn
courtjester5000: I tug on your powder-white wig and whisper for you to show me what Article 3 of the Constitution REALLY means.
jmmyers15: I unbutton your shirt and spill a beer down your hairy chest
courtjester5000: I tear your quill ink pen from your over-worked hand and dab your wig on my chest to soak up the beer.
jmmyers15: i yank down your pants and start sucking on your balls
courtjester5000: We briefly discuss the possibility of amending Article 69 to reflect the sexual nature of our deeply political encounter.
jmmyers15: i get some beer and pore it on your penis and then i lick it off
courtjester5000: I kindly ask that you stop wasting all this beer on non-absorbing parts of my body, please.
jmmyers15: i throw you down and i 69 you
courtjester5000: I pretend to petition Congress for a radical change in fiscal policy.
jmmyers15: i shove your dick in my mouth and suck it.
courtjester5000: I can only assume that Article 69 is now being amended, so I light a Yankee Candle and take notes by the fiery hearth.
jmmyers15: mmm
jmmyers15: you lick my pussy and i moan like an animal
jmmyers15: you lick my pussy and i moan like an animal
courtjester5000: Our most important founding father was actually a founding woman, and it feels so good to know the truth.
jmmyers15: i gtg
courtjester5000: The future of America is in your hands.
jmmyers15: bye
courtjester5000: Think only of George.
jmmyers15: lets 69
courtjester5000: Get Martha, I'm tired.

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[Tiltmobile]

LoL wtf

[phiphika1453]

lol, legendary

[Franchise 60]

Haha, amazing stuff Ryot.

[keikiwai]

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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 [censored] of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty [censored] of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't [censored] with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of [censored].
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?



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lol, this is what i imagine Calvin, from Calvin and Hobbes like in high school

[MissChriss]

haha i don't have aim

[J.C. Gloves]

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jmmyers15: i throw you down and i 69 you
courtjester5000: I pretend to petition Congress for a radical change in fiscal policy.
jmmyers15: i shove your dick in my mouth and suck it.
courtjester5000: I can only assume that Article 69 is now being amended, so I light a Yankee Candle and take notes by the fiery hearth.


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This sequence gets a grade of A! Muy Bueno

As soon as I read the part in bold I burst into laughter for reasons I still don't kno.