Brag or Beat: Pregnant woman gives me an erection

[LionelHutz00]

I'm in line at Target and the woman in front of me is this cute Mexican chick ~25 years old. She's got a big ol knocked-up belly. I've always been kinda meh toward pregnant chicks but today it was like BAM! I had to fan out my shirt to conceal the big throbbing bulge in my jeans. It wasn't the chick; she was nothing special. Probably a oot 5 before she was preggers (I'd still do her ldo b/c i have low standards). But damn it just hit me that a chick being preggers is pretty sexy.

[BowToYourSensei]

BAM!

[RayPowers]

Remember, if she's pregnant:

a) She puts out
b) You can't get her pregnant

How many more go signs do you need?!

Ray

[Triumph36]

Lionel:

Perhaps you thought that by mashing her keedsheeter she might [censored] out a kid?

[Jay Riall]

mmmmmm what I wouldn't give for a bit of placenta on my bell.

[Mr November]

Were you nervous fanning out your shirt? lol

[born42slippy]

some can be sexy sometimes (is cos we are inherently blind) most can be sexy all the time(and we may never know but hope so)
and what kind of sign were you waiting for LIONEL
lol

[Lurker.]

i wouldn't pursue this, mexican chicks blow up after the first kid

[LionelHutz00]

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i wouldn't pursue this, mexican chicks blow up after the first kid

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qft

[plzleenowhammy]