lol donkaments

[Stinger88]

so I decide to play a donkament today for a change of pace, the 300 on FTP, then I play this hand...

not sure how to show ftp hh, so I raise AA to 300 in CO, both blinds call, I have about 4k, they cover

flop K22 with 2 spades checked around, turn K SB pots BB folds I call, river J villain pots 2700 I call his J3h no good....ensuing chat:

UCALL_AWIN: r u kidding
UCALL_AWIN: stupdi fagget
UCALL_AWIN: cnat lay aces
UCALL_AWIN: un invietsted
LucLongley: cant lay J3 preflop uninvested?
UCALL_AWIN: well c who scoops
UCALL_AWIN: u inbread
LucLongley: i like bread
UCALL_AWIN: right outa thsese hillsl have eyes
LucLongley: i have 2 eyes
UCALL_AWIN: i nkow what u r thinking there
UCALL_AWIN: ooo ###%
UCALL_AWIN: my aces got cracked
UCALL_AWIN: but ill still put my money in
UCALL_AWIN: ahahah
LucLongley: howd u know?
UCALL_AWIN: caus ur a salmon
LucLongley: bluegill get it right mang

[EC10]

dude, you were invietsted!

[bottomset]

challenge him to 300/600hu ftw?

[chiznadAZ]

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challenge him to 300/600hu ftw?

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OBV

[steel108]

Sit at 500-1000NL Capped with your whole roll and tell him to come to the table.

[Esperante]

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Sit at 500-1000NL Capped with your whole roll and tell him to come to the table.

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no.

[lippy]

So Matusow has multiple accounts?

[steel108]

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Sit at 500-1000NL Capped with your whole roll and tell him to come to the table.

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no.

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Yes

[costanza_g]

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Sit at 500-1000NL Capped with your whole roll and tell him to come to the table.

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no.

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Why not?

[bottomset]

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Sit at 500-1000NL Capped with your whole roll and tell him to come to the table.

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no.

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Why not?

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because Capped is gay, its basically donkament cashgames, and flip tables

sit an a bunch of 300/600 tables >> 500/1k whole roll table