Uncyclopedia on Hold'Em

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Uncyclopedia on Hold'Em

Finally a good and truthful article on Hold'Em!

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I edited it slightly. It's very subtle.

[NoahSD]

Texas Hold 'Em is far and away the most popular form of poker in the world today, played badly by millions of people. There are, in fact, only 24 good poker players in the world, and the rest of us are just moving the money around for them. The Fundamental Theorem of Poker states (roughly) that when your opponents give you money, you gain, and when they don't, you go bust. Texas Hold 'Em is all about smart people tricking stupid people into giving them all their money. If you're a stupid person, please come play. If you're a smart person, stay away, we have enough of those already.

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Tip: before you act, take a look at the player to your left. If he looks to be over 60 years old and maybe 300 pounds, that's Doyle Brunson. He's a much better player than you are, and you should fold. Then go play at another table.

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