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#151
11-09-2007, 03:21 PM
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Re: November Low-Content Thread
canterbury 30 game
utg opens, mp 3-bets, hero 4-bets KK in sb, bb and the other two call... T82 - rainbow, hero bet/3bet/cap, turn: 3, river: 6... ship the pot to bb for his two pair, 3s and 6s... proceed to tilt |
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#152
11-09-2007, 03:30 PM
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Re: November Low-Content Thread
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canterbury 30 game utg opens, mp 3-bets, hero 4-bets KK in sb, bb and the other two call... T82 - rainbow, hero bet/3bet/cap, turn: 3, river: 6... ship the pot to bb for his two pair, 3s and 6s... proceed to tilt [/ QUOTE ] Go Directly To Tilt Do Not Pass Go Do Not Collect $1200.00 |
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#153
11-09-2007, 04:27 PM
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Re: November Low-Content Thread
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So, for whoever read my 'high on Vicodin thread' today I sat in a 4-handed 20 game and won $1,000 in an hour. I got moved to a full game and then the Vicodin kicked in and I lost the $1,000 and $800 more. It finally wore off and I ended up plus $200. No more Vicodin and poker for me. I'd rather have the pain. [/ QUOTE ] Things go better with coke. |
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#154
11-09-2007, 07:11 PM
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Two Liars
I 3-bet preflop with red queens. As my bet goes in, player on my left mucks sloppily and I get a glimpse of a black queen. He leaves the table for a smoke. Six of us see the flop which consists of the ace of spades, the four of spades and some other non-queen. There's a bet and a call and I fold.
On the turn there's all sorts of action and by the river three players are left. Check, check, bet, "Time." About fifteen seconds worth. Fold. "Time." About fifteen seconds worth. Call. Bettor shows A-K and caller disgustedly folds. "I want to see that that hand," shouts the river folder. River caller shoves his cards into the muck and says, "I had queens." "That's what I had," says the folder. "No wonder why we didn't hit." Next hand the flop is Q-T-T. Both players disgustedly shake their heads and one says to the other, "Where was that flop when we needed it?" |
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#155
11-09-2007, 07:31 PM
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Re: Two Liars
Andy, given your propensity for misreading your hand, the board, and other such aging quirks, it's possible you actually held JJ in this hand, the PF smoker mucked a K, and the two players were telling the truth.
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#156
11-09-2007, 07:58 PM
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Re: Two Liars
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I 3-bet preflop with red queens. As my bet goes in, player on my left mucks sloppily and I get a glimpse of a black queen. He leaves the table for a smoke. Six of us see the flop which consists of the ace of spades, the four of spades and some other non-queen. There's a bet and a call and I fold. On the turn there's all sorts of action and by the river three players are left. Check, check, bet, "Time." About fifteen seconds worth. Fold. "Time." About fifteen seconds worth. Call. Bettor shows A-K and caller disgustedly folds. "I want to see that that hand," shouts the river folder. River caller shoves his cards into the muck and says, "I had queens." "That's what I had," says the folder. "No wonder why we didn't hit." Next hand the flop is Q-T-T. Both players disgustedly shake their heads and one says to the other, "Where was that flop when we needed it?" [/ QUOTE ] I use information I have to make up lies so they are believable, always having a stronger hand then I did. So if I have QT, and muck at some point on an A high flop after raising preflop, I had Tens. I told quite the lie the other day when a guy straddles, and I threebet AT. The straddlers donks a KQQ flop, checks a K turn, and bets like a 3 river, and I call with AT, get shown a Q, and muck and claim I had Tens. I was like, that didn't make much sense, especially since i was hoped to be shown JT... |
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#158
11-09-2007, 08:09 PM
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Re: Two Liars
I know I've told this one before, but I like so I'm going to tell it again. Playing draw poker, I open and a guy who had previously passed calls and draws one. I know he doesn't have a straight or flush draw, he wouldn't play head-up to draw, he's got two small pair. So I draw one to my pair of jacks, don't improve, and bet out, knowing that, as a tight player, figuring me for a tight player, he'll fold his two small pair.
He calls. I now need to save face. "Two pair," I say, hoping he'll show and I'll claim they are bigger than mine. He does nothing. "Two small pair," I say. Still nothing. "Deuces and threes with a four," I say finally. "Chop it up," he says, as he lays down deuces and threes with a four. |
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#159
11-09-2007, 08:52 PM
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Re: Two Liars
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I know I've told this one before, but I like so I'm going to tell it again. Playing draw poker, I open and a guy who had previously passed calls and draws one. I know he doesn't have a straight or flush draw, he wouldn't play head-up to draw, he's got two small pair. So I draw one to my pair of jacks, don't improve, and bet out, knowing that, as a tight player, figuring me for a tight player, he'll fold his two small pair. He calls. I now need to save face. "Two pair," I say, hoping he'll show and I'll claim they are bigger than mine. He does nothing. "Two small pair," I say. Still nothing. "Deuces and threes with a four," I say finally. "Chop it up," he says, as he lays down deuces and threes with a four. [/ QUOTE ] haha. thats awesome. |
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#160
11-10-2007, 03:31 AM
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Re: November Low-Content Thread
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[ QUOTE ] Chips hating 101 @ 80-160 HOE. 4 way pot on the 6 street, my board looks xx 2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and i see someone who just cought 7 to his 8 bets , gets raised by 85 (low) and gets 3 betted by someone who at the end showed down 3 kings... [/ QUOTE ] And your down cards are 2 black Q's??? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] LoL, very close....it was actually 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]...I had to sweat it at the end and take a high with 6s full of fives... |
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