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Old 10-11-2007, 01:21 PM
J.A.K. J.A.K. is offline
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Are you a Matisyahu fan?

I was setting up for a party at a Jewish home once. I introduced myself and went to shake the hand of what I assumed was an Orthodox Jew and he stood there staring at me with his hands behind his kittel. WTF?

That bacon was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD wasn't it?
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Old 10-11-2007, 01:50 PM
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Are you a Matisyahu fan?

I was setting up for a party at a Jewish home once. I introduced myself and went to shake the hand of what I assumed was an Orthodox Jew and he stood there staring at me with his hands behind his kittel. WTF?

That bacon was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD wasn't it?

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I can't say I've heard anything by Matisyahu. My favorite Israeli artist is David Broza, who was a classic from my parents' generation. I also went through a Dag Nachash (Israeli sort-of-rap group) phase, and still like them.

Since you're a dude, I'm not sure why the Orthodox guy didn't shake your hand. Maybe a question for someone better versed in Jewish law than I am.
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Old 10-11-2007, 06:56 PM
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unfortunately OP is going to have to wait 2 more days to answer any more questions, sorry guys
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Old 10-11-2007, 07:34 PM
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Your unrelenting authority gets me so wet.
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Old 10-11-2007, 07:56 PM
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unfortunately OP is going to have to wait 2 more days to answer any more questions, sorry guys

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What did he do?
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Old 10-11-2007, 07:56 PM
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How does being circumsized affect your chess game?

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Since the moyle (embarassingly not sure how to spell that) who did the deed cut with a left bias, being a member of the snipped tribe enables me to urinate into my opponent's right ear canal with lightening speed, thereby disturbing his concentration.

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Okay, you won me over. Welcome to the forum!
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Old 10-13-2007, 07:09 PM
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Thanks nath! Anyways, I'm back from my latest ban, ready for more punishment. Ask away.
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