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11-21-2007, 01:44 PM
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Hitman Movie
 (click for full size) I was walking down the street and saw this poster and did a double take. First I couldn't figure out what exactly was going on in her crotch area, and then when I did I was amazed they printed a poster like this. The image can't really capture the effect that it has when it's blown up to 20 feet tall and your head is right around crotch level. Then I started thinking what a horrible license for a movie this is. It's a pretty decent game but the character is so boring, how is hollywood deciding that this is a good movie to make? Has there ever been a good video game based movie, like ever? 
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11-21-2007, 01:47 PM
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Re: Hitman Movie
I really like Timothy Olyphant I but have zero desire to see this movie. It would take some killer reviews arouse my interest.
[ QUOTE ] Has there ever been a good video game based movie, like ever? [/ QUOTE ] With the number that have been released I figure there was one or two good ones that I'd forgot about. I took a look at the list of video game movies on wiki and there wasn't a single good one on the list. I wonder why that is? I guess the built in audience is there and they don't want to stray too far from the game's mythology for fear of losing this base. You would think that someone would be able to produce something pretty cool if given the autonomy to just go for it. Edit: Reviewing the list I would think there is no chance for a video game movie to succeed when Uwe Boll and Paul W. Anderson are permitted to direct or produce such a large percentage of them.
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11-21-2007, 01:51 PM
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Re: Hitman Movie
Am I missing what is "going on in her crotch area" other than it's a see-through dress? Pretty hot IMO.
Yeah, the character in the game never even spoke, so while they are given a blank slate to work with it's not like he was the most likable character in video game history. He just walked around in a wooden fashion popping a cap in bad guys' asses.
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#4
11-21-2007, 02:25 PM
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Re: Hitman Movie
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Am I missing what is "going on in her crotch area" other than it's a see-through dress? Pretty hot IMO. [/ QUOTE ] I think that's noted Hollywood starlet Camille Towe.
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#5
11-21-2007, 02:31 PM
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Re: Hitman Movie
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[ QUOTE ] Am I missing what is "going on in her crotch area" other than it's a see-through dress? Pretty hot IMO. [/ QUOTE ] I think that's noted Hollywood starlet Camille Towe. [/ QUOTE ] LOL
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#7
11-23-2007, 04:58 PM
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Re: Hitman Movie
^^^^^^^^ya how were ppl missing that
first thing that came to my mind was "nice meat curtain"
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#8
11-24-2007, 09:35 PM
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Re: Hitman Movie
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[ QUOTE ] Am I missing what is "going on in her crotch area" other than it's a see-through dress? Pretty hot IMO. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Well, I'm pretty sure it's a mound and a butt-cheek, but when you first see it it looks like a giant camel toe that's smooshed down her leg.
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#10
11-24-2007, 10:51 PM
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Re: Hitman Movie
The coolest thing about the game was, and thats why its my all time favourite game, is that you can whack someone without having anyone finding out and harming anyone. You get in with some super sneaky move take out the target, while everyone does his job, and leave. And when your long gone they find out. That was just so awesome. Sometimes i just popped a few guards with my silenced pistol just for coolness tho.
One mission where you had to pop some actor in a theather was the coolest. You could change the fake gun on stage for a real gun and then one of the actors would pop your target without knowing it. This concept is TOTALLY ruined by this stupid retarded action movie.
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