For mbillie -- Bilf quiz

[Tartufo]

In order to further the Bilf-awareness on the forum, I have composed a little quiz, which lets you test your Bilf-knowledge. I can't prevent you from looking things up in the original thread, but the true Bilf-aficionado will pride himself in not doing so.
But first things first:


Here are the questions, starting with some easy ones:

Question 1 What was the only thing which the Bilfhunter acknowledged was less than optimal about the object of his raging passion?

a) her nose
b) the bags under her eyes
c) her boobs

Question 2 Why didn't the Bilfhunter worry much about this?

a) He claimed it was just a bad picture angle
b) He would take her from behind anyway
c) He would cover whatever he didn't find perfect about her with semen anyway

Question 3 Which regular poster almost annoyed the Bilfhunter so much that he threatened not to post more pictures of the Bilf?

a) Bmwguy525
b) mbillie
c) EricW

Question 4 What was Rick Astley's opinion about the Bilf?

a) He'd hit it
b) With a stick maybe
c) He wouldn't let her down
d) He'd give her up

Question 5 How did the Bilfhunter find out about the age of the Bilf?

a) He asked her straight away
b) He used a magic formula (1/2x + 8)
c) He stole her drivers licence from her purse

Question 6 As was to be expected, the epic thread got sidetracked several times. One of those times, the Bilfhunter's education was questioned. What and where did he study?

a) Nothing, nowhere
b) Accounting, at a University
c) Psychology, Harvard
d) Fast food preparation, Clown college

Question 7 Which moderator endowed OP with the custom title "Bilfhunter"?

a) Chump Change
b) 4_2_it
c) Gildwulf

Question 8 What hair color does the Bilf have?

a) Fiery red
b) Orange/red
c) Orangish
d) none of the above

Question 9 Which poster maintained that the Bilf had an ugly face, but still proclaimed that he'd hit it, on the grounds that her genitals were likely to be in pristine condition?

a) Conspire
b) LionelHutz
c) Orlando Salazarrr
d) Lostsoul

Question 10 Who created the following masterpiece?


a) Keikiwai
b) Chump Change
c) Kylephilly

Your 10 minutes start.....now!