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Old 11-20-2007, 09:40 PM
augie_ augie_ is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Parent set me up with therapist about me playing poker

just tell her that you will just do play money from now on. when you play, do two tables of real money and 1 table of play money. when your mom comes just close the real money tables and show her that its play money. thats basically what i did when i was 16.
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Old 11-20-2007, 09:42 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Parent set me up with therapist about me playing poker

or just tell her the real money is play money. moms are stupid afaik
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Old 11-20-2007, 10:12 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Parent set me up with therapist about me playing poker

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geez, how come half of bbvers have therapists?

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mines a WOMAN [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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so, the rapist is female. i see where you're going with this.

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i can see that youre jealous [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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Jealous that you have to pay for female interaction???

Female therapist is probably just a more expensive version of a hooker - minus the sexytime - add 2 parts more emotional damage. GL sir

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you dont know me

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that's what she said

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STOP QUITING ME; I WONT SLEEP WITH YOU
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Old 11-20-2007, 10:40 PM
rothko rothko is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Parent set me up with therapist about me playing poker

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geez, how come half of bbvers have therapists?

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mines a WOMAN [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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so, the rapist is female. i see where you're going with this.

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i can see that youre jealous [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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Jealous that you have to pay for female interaction???

Female therapist is probably just a more expensive version of a hooker - minus the sexytime - add 2 parts more emotional damage. GL sir

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you dont know me

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that's what she said

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STOP QUITING ME; I WONT SLEEP WITH YOU

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Old 11-20-2007, 10:46 PM
RikaKazak RikaKazak is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Parent set me up with therapist about me playing poker

step 1....make graph

step 2....post it in BBV so we can see [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

step 3....if you are actualy a winner, take it to your therapist

step 4.....if that doesn't work and you're tired of going to the rapist....tell him that your daddy used to touch you [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] LOL HAHAHAHA
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Old 11-20-2007, 11:31 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Parent set me up with therapist about me playing poker

Are you from Portland?
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