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Old 03-18-2007, 02:27 AM
TheRonin TheRonin is offline
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Default Baller or not?

So far this year I've been crushing the 10/20 & 25/50 NL game on Stars & FTP. In December I paid off my house and decided to get a new BMW which I have already paid off also. I went into the tank and tried to think of something that would really put me over the top. Something that screams to the world hey look I'm a baller & dont fu*k w/ me. So this is what I decided to sink my money into. A custom built coffin. Its super sweet. Its got 3 12' monitors, 3 sets of speakers "3.5" 3-ways 6' woofers & 8' woofers", and its got a kick ass tuner and equalizer. Am I baller or not?

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Old 03-18-2007, 02:31 AM
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You're kidding right?
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Old 03-18-2007, 02:34 AM
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clearly baller
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Old 03-18-2007, 02:35 AM
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obviously a joke, either way...

and i'll say something awful : being a baller is, for some reason, steril.
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Old 03-18-2007, 02:35 AM
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lol mspaintaments
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Old 03-18-2007, 02:38 AM
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lol mspaintaments

[/ QUOTE ]ah..you're right lol. Well I figured this would be something a poker player[most likely good2cu] would do...so someone doing it wouldn't really be "surprising"
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Old 03-18-2007, 02:42 AM
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Ive heard about a custom made gravestone which has a built in LCD showing footage from your life, a sort of 'best of' show.

Ive also heard from europe a similar concept where a camera is placed inside the coffin and a live feed is placed in a similar gravestone so you can watch the person decompose.

Fwiw OP, nothing screams baller to a girl than a customised coffin for the big sleep - plus you can branch out into chasing goth girls. Bonus.
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Old 03-18-2007, 02:43 AM
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uh where are the rims?
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Old 03-18-2007, 02:50 AM
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A++
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Old 03-18-2007, 02:52 AM
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This is BBV. /end forum
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