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Old 02-27-2007, 12:55 AM
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Default Re: I\'m going to piss in my roomates room

lol @ this passive-aggressive crap.

Where do you kids learn this stuff?
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Old 02-27-2007, 01:43 AM
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lol @ this passive-aggressive crap.

Where do you kids learn this stuff?

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real world on mtv
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Old 02-27-2007, 04:35 PM
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Your standard crappy roommate, her parents pay her rent to live here so she pretty much doesn't work, she has no money for food so she eats our food, messy as hell and doesn't clean anything, watches Lifetime, VH1 and E! on the main living room TV all day long and basically nobody likes her. We've all bitched her out numerous times and she won't get her crap together.

Today I come home and she has her piece of crap, unregistered car parked in the driveway after she got a notice of towing if it wasn't removed from the street, the car's registration has been expired since December and she will not get it renewed, she drives with an expired license and no insurance and to top it all off I come home and she drank out of my mocha frappuccino bottle which I had obviously marked to tell if she tried to drink it, plus she has facial herpes on her lips and if I were to catch that [censored] because she drank out of my bottle I'd murder her ass.

Instead I just dumped the rest of the frappuccino under her bed which it will hopefully spoil and urinated all over her clothes, I plan on pissing in her room at least every other day until she moves out.

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She will win the roommate war, and she will win it handily. You have no idea what you're getting yourself into.
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Old 02-27-2007, 04:44 PM
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Your standard crappy roommate, her parents pay her rent to live here so she pretty much doesn't work, she has no money for food so she eats our food, messy as hell and doesn't clean anything, watches Lifetime, VH1 and E! on the main living room TV all day long and basically nobody likes her. We've all bitched her out numerous times and she won't get her crap together.

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my roommate has another house with other roommates? weird.
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Old 02-27-2007, 04:44 PM
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lol @ this passive-aggressive crap.

Where do you kids learn this stuff?

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meh, he said they had bitched her out many times. what are they supposed to do? I think something like this should suffice.
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Old 02-27-2007, 04:46 PM
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this thread is no good w/o pics
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Old 02-27-2007, 04:47 PM
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Excellent!!!

I once pissed in a crappy roommates hamper full of clean clothes and then wiped my sweaty ass with his pillow. Fun times.
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Old 02-27-2007, 04:49 PM
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this thread is no good w/o pics

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QFT

We need pics of the roommate and/or taking a piss on the roommate and/or the roommate taking a piss.
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Old 02-27-2007, 04:56 PM
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Default Re: I\'m going to piss in my roomates room

WHY DID YOU ROOM WITH HER? The way it sounds you live in an apartment, not a DORM. this means you get OPTIONS as to who you live with. blame yourself a little bit too.
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Old 02-27-2007, 07:07 PM
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Default Re: I\'m going to piss in my roomates room

I once had a similar roommate situation as yours. I resorted to physically threatening him and the landlord decided to let us out of the lease rather than have a bloodbath on her property.
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