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TurdFerguson · #1 10-08-2006, 03:29 AM

A harbinger of things to come?

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Turd: $70.15
UTG+1: $55.10
CO: $42.05
Button: $22.15
SB: $157.95
BB: $51.30

Pre-flop: (6 players) Turd is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Turd raises to $1.75, 3 folds, SB raises to $5, BB folds, Turd raises to $16.75, SB calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($34, 2 players)
SB bets $30.5, Turd raises all-in $55.15, SB calls.

SB has 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($144.3, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $144.3)

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($144.3, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $144.3)

Results:
Final pot: $144.3

ASPoker8 · #2 10-08-2006, 03:31 AM

standard.

gehrig · #3 10-08-2006, 03:32 AM

i hear one pair is not that strong in deep stacked no limit hold'em

TurdFerguson · #4 10-08-2006, 03:47 AM

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i hear one pair is not that strong in deep stacked no limit hold'em

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Oh, you think so, doctor?

He re-popped me out of the SB and cold-called my 4bet. What did you put him on preflop, oh great one?

Oh, and please remember to die in a grease fire.

Vigorish · #5 10-08-2006, 04:59 AM

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i hear one pair is not that strong in deep stacked no limit hold'em

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Oh, you think so, doctor?

He re-popped me out of the SB and cold-called my 4bet. What did you put him on preflop, oh great one?

Oh, and please remember to die in a grease fire.

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Sarcasm? Or [censored]?

Vig

tom10167 · #6 10-08-2006, 05:06 AM

If it isn't sarcasm YSSCKY.

1.5 buyins is not a lot, and overpair of Kings are the nuts in 50max

gehrig · #7 10-08-2006, 05:14 AM

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i hear one pair is not that strong in deep stacked no limit hold'em

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Oh, you think so, doctor?

He re-popped me out of the SB and cold-called my 4bet. What did you put him on preflop, oh great one?

Oh, and please remember to die in a grease fire.

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when villain shows he's willing to put all his chips in the middle in that spot, he either has a set, a strong draw or a better overpair.

it turns out he just had the draw (THIS TIME), but even then you weren't much of a favorite. he hit and u lose. that's poker.

TurdFerguson · #8 10-08-2006, 05:24 AM

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If it isn't sarcasm YSSCKY.

1.5 buyins is not a lot, and overpair of Kings are the nuts in 50max

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Most definitely sarcasm. Thank you for your well-wishes. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

TurdFerguson · #9 10-08-2006, 05:27 AM

Oh, and this hand made me feel much better. Note my expert turn check-minraise, and villain's master min-4bet...

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $52.35
UTG+1: $52.30
CO: $134.50
Button: $49.50
SB: $12.10
Turd: $134.20

Pre-flop: (6 players) Turd is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, CO calls, 2 folds, 2 folds, Turd checks.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($1.25, 2 players)
Turd checks, CO bets $1.25, Turd calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($3.75, 2 players)
Turd checks, CO bets $3.75, Turd raises to $7.5, CO raises to $15, Turd calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($33.75, 2 players)
Turd bets $20, CO calls.

Results:
Final pot: $73.75

Villain had K9o

Chump Change · #10 10-08-2006, 07:24 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
i hear one pair is not that strong in deep stacked no limit hold'em

[/ QUOTE ]

Oh, you think so, doctor?

He re-popped me out of the SB and cold-called my 4bet. What did you put him on preflop, oh great one?

Oh, and please remember to die in a grease fire.

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Yeah, losing a hand of poker is tough.