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07-16-2007, 12:53 AM
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\"when is my turn?\" a vegas TR
i thought this story was hilarious, if you don't, [censored] you.
bunch of my family went out to dinner tonight, my cousin, who just turned 22, was showing me some pics and telling stories about his trip to vegas. this one was the best. he went with 3 other iranians to vegas. one of em was 25, fat, ugly, and an immigrant with the thickest accent imaginable. never been laid. so the first night the other 3 guys are trying to figure out what to do when fatty says: "why don't we get prostitute?" the other 2 perk up at the idea and a shoppin they went (my cousin stayed in the suite to sleep [or so he claimed]). the 3 come back with a prostitute in tow and the fat guy is so excited that he drops his pants right there with a full on boner intact. he's prancing around the suite putting on cologne and drinking in glee but fails to realize that the prostitute and his 2 friends have gone to the bedroom and locked the door. he's heartbroken. 20 minutes pass, and fat guy (still in his briefs) goes over to the door and starts pounding on the door yelling out in this thick iranian accent which was hilarious to listen to an impression of "WHEN IS MY TURN? WHEN IS MY TURN?" this went on for a good 5 minutes before he gave up. he ended up passing out on the couch. suffice to say he didn't enjoy the street-walker's services. 
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07-16-2007, 01:17 AM
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Re: \"when is my turn?\" a vegas TR
[x] fake TR
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#7
07-16-2007, 02:14 AM
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Re: \"when is my turn?\" a vegas TR
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[ QUOTE ] [x] fake TR [/ QUOTE ]BTYS gets accused of being "fake" the most...i dont get it. [/ QUOTE ] nobody seems to believe that a person who posts as much as i do is capable of having a life outside of my computer screen. i don't blame em. shrug.
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