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07-17-2006, 07:31 PM
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SHIP THAT CASINO
So the waiting list at fallsview is like 200 degenerates long and the players at the craps table are giving me looks that could kill as I gleefully shout 'four and a three four and a three' when they roll as I take max odds on don't pass so I go off looking for a little excitement...
I pull up to a $25 BJ hand and decide to martingale up a little money. $25 lose, $50 lose, $100 lose, $350 (I AM BAD AT MATH BUT GOOD AT GAMBOOLING) get 9 against a dealer 6 card. Into the pocket I go... Draw to 109 and dealer pulls two 10's FOR BUSTO! So I play a little more and put some money in my pocket. I play one hand for $100 and lose and say good luck to the table, but I promised to buy drinks after winning the $700 so I say "ok one more". I put down 5 black chips on the betting circle. They call over the floor because thats what they do when someone bets the table max. I get a nine against the dealers 3 card. I ask the degenerates what I'm supposed to do here and one guy says "I'd double it" and they all chime in to go for it. So I do. I get 13. WTF RIGGED. Dealer hits to get 8. Then hits to get 13. Then hits to get 23. I yell "SHIP THAT BABY". High fives all round and I yell "WAITRESS". Then I thank the floor for the money; pay the waitress and take off, $2000 + in my pocket. 
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