Poker is Rigged, Parlays are Not. NFL Picks - Week 2

[MattSuspect]

Woke up a little late today. Hands are trembling. Since I know I'm a goner in todays donkaments my only hope is my handicapping friend, and long time lurker occasional pstars donator, buddha_sak. A respected member of the sports gambling community as well as degenerate gambling had this to say.

"Matty, Tough week for parlays, favorites all seem like solid picks, but thats usually a sucker bet, Bengals by 7? Come on, seems like easy money. I'm hesitant to give you this one as it doesn't give you the 200-1 action you crave, but today I like a 7 team parlay of the following:
bengals, seahawks, saints, cowboys, bears, steelers, broncos

Good luck."

Well, since I only have 220 in my WSEX account, oddly enough I "found" 1k in wsex blackjack this week too, but that obviously didn't work out well, I'm gonna go with Buddha Sak plus a smaller 8 teamer with the following:

You have wagered $60.00 to win $10168.15 on:
DETROIT -3.0 MINNESOTA AT DETROIT
DENVER -10.0 OAKLAND AT DENVER
ATLANTA +10.0 ATLANTA AT JACKSONVILLE
DALLAS -3.5 DALLAS AT MIAMI
CINCINNATI -7.0 CINCINNATI AT CLEVELAND
INDIANAPOLIS -7.0 INDIANAPOLIS AT TENNESSEE
CHICAGO -12.0 KANSAS CITY AT CHICAGO
NEW ORLEANS -5.5 NEW ORLEANS AT TAMPA BAY



And for review here is Buddha's which is where the majority of my early parlay success has come from.

You have wagered $50.00 to win $4211.73 on:
DENVER -10.0 OAKLAND AT DENVER
PITTSBURGH -10.0 BUFFALO AT PITTSBURGH
SEATTLE -2.5 SEATTLE AT ARIZONA
DALLAS -3.5 DALLAS AT MIAMI
CINCINNATI -7.0 CINCINNATI AT CLEVELAND
CHICAGO -12.0 KANSAS CITY AT CHICAGO
NEW ORLEANS -5.5 NEW ORLEANS AT TAMPA BAY







Fair Warning: We all know these are - ev, stupid, gambly bets. Please don't come to this thread regurgitating common knowledge.

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[BowToYourSensei]

parlays are -ev

[MattSuspect]

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parlays are -ev

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[x] btys comes to thread being a dick.


edit: my first [x]

[BowToYourSensei]

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parlays are -ev

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[x] btys comes to thread being a dick.

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would you expect any less?

EDIT: gl anyway, you're due to win one

[rsxpunk]

im bored and obv football is more fun if you bet so i followed your second parlay, gl us.

ps anybody play bodog live? you get to bet on every play in real time, pretty sick stuff

[Teh1337zor]

<3

[furyshade]

stars/tilt needs a sports book

[thac]

I hate you for picking the Falcons, but still, good luck.

[pokerchap]

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I hate you for picking the Falcons, but still, good luck.

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lol at him thinking the atl will win... we are down 7 3 at half tho [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[MattSuspect]

God the Saints suck.